I've never peed on my bike but I did let one rip while running a marathon a couple of years ago. I was in second place and closing on the leader and there was no way I was stopping to piss behind a tree so I improvised and took a squirt while holding about a 6:15 mile pace. Luckily there weren't any spectators around.

I didn't get too much on myself either but by the finish I was smelling a bit ripe and went and stood in a nearby river for a few minutes to clean off.

I think I'd draw the line at #2 though. I don't think I could pull an Uta Pippig in public...maybe if it was Boston with a six figure check at stake, but not for a plastic trophy and a pair of shoes.

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