Honorary Male Pro: Sergio Maques (squeezes in at 5'9")...hey sergio, this is short for an Ironman pro...
Honorary Female Pro: Natasha (5'3")...and anyone who does kona without base bars to "optimize free speed" is on our team
Team Captain: Francois
Team Body Guard: Bjorn....if you mess with us, we'll send Bjorn to lay his cosmetic bulk into you...so leave us alone
All Star Masters Poser: Dev Paul
Shortwitch Poser starting lineup: Sedi, JarretJ, DavidC, ShawnF, MattinSF, Riceball, CGtriguy, Mark016, jasonogk, trirtuna.
Team Chef: Kittycat (don't know how tall she is, but we need someone to beef up the lilliputs on the team...)
Applications for team shortwitch 2006 are now closed.
Team shortwitch, will be hosting the trade media at the team launch event at a Discotheque in Milano in Q1 2006. The Lion King, Mario Cipolini has graciously agreed to host and coordinate this event, which promises to be colourful.
Noting the high demand for using Shortwitch as a channel for corporate marketing promotion, Team Shortwitch is currently soliciting bids for the following sponsorship roles:
- Team Bike Sponsor
- Team Wetsuit Sponsor
- Official Team Airline
- Team Apparel sponsor
- Team running shoe sponsor
- Official Team Microprocessor
- Official Team Internet Sevice and Wireless Provider
The team will also be reviewing the numerous applications that it has received for Directeur Sportif. The early front runners are Pedro Delgado, Lucho Herrera and Greg Welch.
Team Shortwitch is a wholly owned subsidiary of HEADWIND promotions LLC, funded by an assortment of tier 1 Silicon Valley Venture Capitalists, disgusted with the meagre -50% ROI on technology portfolio companies. An Initial Public Offering for Team Shortwitch is projected for Q1 2007 on the NASDAQ.