- I can drink a fifth of whiskey in one sitting and go to work the next day
- I have no idea how to talk up women (probably a good thing)
- I have had my poetry published
- I too was stoned from 1981-1990
- I like to exercise so hard I puke
- I fear dying old and alone and not being found for months, after my cats have eaten my face
- I have committed random acts of violent vandalism
- I am vain enough to be a metrosexual, but too repressed to actually buy hair gel
- I am often lonely
- this is the best thread ever
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"What kind of a stupid post is this?" - swimfan
- I have no idea how to talk up women (probably a good thing)
- I have had my poetry published
- I too was stoned from 1981-1990
- I like to exercise so hard I puke
- I fear dying old and alone and not being found for months, after my cats have eaten my face
- I have committed random acts of violent vandalism
- I am vain enough to be a metrosexual, but too repressed to actually buy hair gel
- I am often lonely
- this is the best thread ever
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"What kind of a stupid post is this?" - swimfan