matt can you unite the christian minority and prey for brother gunther

Be glad that he didn't block your IP number... yet...

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smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

the place i post from(work) has about 50 IP's.......i never offend any of you tossers so i shouldnt get banned.

over 70 of you have looked at this post in a few min.you all know you want him back

The question is... do I feel lucky?... well.. do you, punk?

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smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

We were hoping for something witty.

By the way, I think Gunther has posted after your initial post on this thread, perhaps he was enjoying a vegamite sandwich earlier.

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It doesn't really matter what Phil is saying, the music of his voice is the appropriate soundtrack for a bicycle race. HTupolev

I most certainly want him back.
Where is he?

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i think he is asleep........it is midnight here

"Be glad that he didn't block your IP number... yet..."

gunther's ISP used dynamic IP addressing. so i banned the entire set of his ISP's IPs. asianet or some such thing out of OZ.

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

i found gunther amusing.

I found Gunther in Oxford St.

Dan, you canned Gunther?

Onya mate.

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kiwipat

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You yanks are the sofest bunch of people I've seen. You talk about freedom of speech then ban someone when they have exercised their right to talk about a topic (even if it usually revloves around topics of the anal kind). It seems that in the good ol U S of A the go is to silence anyone that is slightly left of the middle, it has worked for Mr Bush and so it seems, it will work for you.

Dan you surprise me with your actions and lack of humour...but hey I better not say anymore as I may get bumped off after one post.....now that would be a record wouldn't it!!!!

What has Gunther done that I haven't done like twenty million times?

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Roxii, what exactly were you looking for in Oxford Street when you found Gunther?

Apparently it was the Annual "Divine" tribute night, and I couldnt find the right club. Luckily I stumbled upon the kindly German, and he showed me the way.



I've never taken anal hygene for granted since that day!

taken anal hygene

that is rather an unfortunate phrase, don't you think?

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kiwipat

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This on behalf of Gunther himself (I am currently on the phone to him)

I miss you all but especially that icon Dan the Man from Levitan.

Love from Oxford Street in the proximity of Divines home base



Gunther T Normann

Captain Dan,

you run a tight ship but don't keelhaul the scurvey dog just yet, he knows the way to hidden treasure. I seen the map, it's a treasure map!

You have to forgive Gunther, it's what happens to us living out in the penal colonies brought up on nothing but sausages and tomato sauce (ketchup). He's just here lookin' for something different to eat, corn bread, pumpkin pie, real baked beans (that could be dangerous!), he'll even try a quessadilla, just nake his a hot one.

Oops I'd better go now, back over the side!

Crikey, this editor is a bit cludgey.

I guess what it boils down to is the fact that the reality is that this is a private forum, and as Dan pays the bills, he gets to decide who can come and play or not. Might not be fair, but then fair doesnt pay the bills.

Whilst some of us (including me) think that banning someone because they dont conform (to what Im not quite sure) is a tad excessive - as is the blanket ban on an ISP - there is literally nothing we can do about it.

I have to ask though - does that mean that for those of us that find discussions on politics (Bush in particular) or religon utterly offensive, we can ask for those posters to be likewise removed?

I put anal hygene right up there with oral hygene. Less stinky when you clean up.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

This is certainly not meant to downplay the impotance of scrotal hygene, or the bit of land in between.



Can get right festy down there if you dont adhere to a strict routine.

Yes Pooky it really is about perception and brother Dan seems to perceive Gunther to be different (which may scare him).....the best thing to do when we are scared is to erase the fear....I am praying for brother Dan.

Gunther sends his love

I put anal hygene right up there with oral hygene. Less stinky when you clean up.





yes, I knew a girl once who swore black and blue that we would be able to combine the one with the other...she was a troubled child, but great flaming blue balls of Jesus those were good years.

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