Holy hell.. and I thought I was a big spender getting $25 BOA shorts

Shorts range from $130-$279 usd.


Their shoes, a collaboration with Salomon, are $214.


Clearly geared towards triathletes...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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DFL > DNF > DNS

How about the $112 running belt?

Cool design, and it looks like they use drones to test stuff, and they have a brand manifesto (so much more edgy than a mission statement) if they had a guy with a beard and covered in tattoos, I think they could be huge.

For real, I like the design (because I hate liners in running shorts) but my god $280 for running shorts makes people who wear Rapha look like paupers.

For that price I expect a happy ending every time I wear them.

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'Satisfy is a multidisciplinary team of creatives based in Paris, France altering the perception of running. We are inspired by the growing running subculture and its intersections with music, technology and design.'

obviously i've been doing it wrong all this time

I’ve seen more attractive shoes at Walmart.

In their defense the $120 mesh singlets do come with 4 safety pins for your bib number, so there's that.