I've got IMWA in 3 weeks and just got my new white trisuit. Fits like a glove, only one slight problem, my junk is clearly visible and that's when it's dry, when wet the suit is almost translucent, it might as well be crotchless. This might sound like a stupid question, but has anyone ever been pulled up for this? I got told off at the 70.3 worlds for having my zip below the sternum, so surely junk that is very visible is going to attract the attention of the officials, one would think?
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Re: White trisuit = hello junk [zedzded]
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A) Never buy a white tri suit.
B) If for some reason you feel the need to break Rule A, make sure the white suit has a black panel around your naughty bits.
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B) If for some reason you feel the need to break Rule A, make sure the white suit has a black panel around your naughty bits.
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Re: White trisuit = hello junk [zedzded]
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zedzded wrote:
just got my new white trisuit. quote] Why?!?!? Just Why?????
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Re: White trisuit = hello junk [zedzded]
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It pays to advertise.....;-)
Re: White trisuit = hello junk [ggeiger]
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Do some pack riding behind the guy who's wearing tight white bib clearly showing the crack.
That's how other people feel.
Positive side is I have to ride hard so I can always stay in front of him.
That's how other people feel.
Positive side is I have to ride hard so I can always stay in front of him.
Re: White trisuit = hello junk [s13tx]
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s13tx wrote:
Do some pack riding behind the guy who's wearing tight white bib clearly showing the crack. That's how other people feel.
Positive side is I have to ride hard so I can always stay in front of him.
the finish line photos with flash shooting through sheer white material will be interesting.......
Re: White trisuit = hello junk [zedzded]
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Wear a speedo underneath and hope the fashion police don't ticket you.
Re: White trisuit = hello junk [zedzded]
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This is 9ne of the reasons they invented race number belts
There might have been an Olympics where the suits of the German women's swim team was banned because it was white, too high cut and see through when wet
zedzded wrote:
I've got IMWA in 3 weeks and just got my new white trisuit. Fits like a glove, only one slight problem, my junk is clearly visible and that's when it's dry, when wet the suit is almost translucent, it might as well be crotchless. This might sound like a stupid question, but has anyone ever been pulled up for this? I got told off at the 70.3 worlds for having my zip below the sternum, so surely junk that is very visible is going to attract the attention of the officials, one would think?
Re: White trisuit = hello junk [zedzded]
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Is there still time for you to join Big Sexy Racing? Unless there is another team you are hung up on, you might be a good fit.
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My old De Soto LiftFoil trisuit wasn't see-through, but was so clingy when wet and out of the water that it was at least as bad as that picture of the Polish cycling team.
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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that speed, for lack of a better word, is good. Speed is right, Speed works. Speed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.