Easy, he would ride a Cross.

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"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

schwinn peleton

My understanding was the man didn't have a lot of money so probably some kind of Felt since they are a good value if they fit you.

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Tom Demerly
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Jesus could ride anything he wants, because he'll have huge lead coming off of the water...

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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darn, you stole my joke! :-)

"darn, you stole my joke! :-)"

GMTA!

I was just thinking about that very concept while out walking my ducks the other day...

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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GMTA: greenwich meridian time advantage?

what the hell is gmta?

Give me tit's & ass?

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"what the hell is gmta?"

Great Minds Think Alike...

Although apparently not all the time!

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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Jesus didn't ride a bike, but he has been known to ride an ass.

So it'd be anyone's guess as to which one of us would be his favorite ride.

Jesus?

I'd say he would ride a Beach Cruiser Super Tandem for twelve... just a guess.

He would ride a 13 person tandem, one of those LONG tandems. And wear this shirt:

Would he ride Rc's or PC's?

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"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

He would ride JC's ...

This has already been debated at "high levels" within "the church," in biking and religious circles.

The Council Of Catholic Archbishops Who Bike ("COCAB"), decided that if Jesus were alive today he would ride the wonderful sturdy and versatile, Van Dessel, "Super Fly."



Please disregard and consider all other suggestions in this thread as heretical.

JESUS would ride an AMERICAN bike.

'allah' would ride a french bike.

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**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**

That brings up another question. Would he be permitted to walk across the water or would he have to swim like us mortals?

He would turn the water in the swim into wine and the whole race would have to be cancelled to party.

He would also run the race in "jesus sandals" that weight about 4 oz. No socks, of course.

Unfortunately his robe is not aero and absorbs sweat like cotton.

Oh yeah, that's a great idea... Let's try to tell the Son of God what He can and can't do on the race course!

Think 800 lb Gorilla, dude. Anywhere he wants.

:-o

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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 Steel is real and save your soul my brothers and sisters, Amen

"The Council Of Catholic Archbishops Who Bike ("COCAB"), decided that if Jesus were alive today he would ride the wonderful sturdy and versatile, Van Dessel, "Super Fly."

Which gives pediophiliac priests lots of of speed and manoeuverability to chase down choir boys.

Sorry if I offended, but as an ex Catholic I couldn't resist.

I don't understand the analogy. Jesus is some unemployed Israeli guy who walked around, rode a donkey and told some stories. How is it related to god? He died before the invention of the bicycle so the possibility of him riding is remote. In conclusion, this question is irrelevant and based on flawed assumptions.

Some people think that Lance is GOD. Some people think that god does not exist. Does it mean that some people think Lance does not exist? No, because the people who think that god does not exist are unlikely to state that Lance is god.

uh... sure, ooooooK then.

Could you elaborate?

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