This is an EVIL, EVIL thread.

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This one's enough to make you shove corkscrews in your ears too...

http://www.blastro.com/player/kelismilkshake.html&artist=Kelis?mediatype=rm&filename=kelismilkshake&artist=&bitrate=_300&mediatype=rm&x=65&y=12

I'd like to eat at that diner though! ;)

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Those who know do not speak, those who speak, do not know.

Beat me to it, I was just about to go find that link. One of the best articles I'd read in ages, and just so true.

J.

Just thought of another...Beat It (Micheal Jackson)

Sorry to do this to the forum ;)

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Adrian in Vancouver

Why, on why, after reading the Triathlon and Religion thread, did "Everyone is Beautiful, in their own way..." by Ray Stevens pop into my head?

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Those who know do not speak, those who speak, do not know.

Billy, Don't Be A Hero and Afternoon Delight.

Right back at'cha. Revenge is sweat.

Ok AJ ,if that is your real name, I thought we could be friends. I figured me and you could be best mates but you had to step up with my Police. You just couldn't love them and keep your trap shut. I'm gonna tell ya once and only once...

THE POLICE ARE GODS! YOU WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING AGAINST THEM! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE ONE OF THEIR SONGS THEN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AND GET HELP BECAUSE YOU ARE INSANE! THE ARE EVERYTHING YOUR PRESCOUIS N'SYNC WILL NEVER BE! SO BACK OFF!

Same thing goes for Bjork.

Have a nice day.

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I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT!!!!! HELP!

Dude. There is so much more to that police song;

...but one day eloquence escapes me, and logic ties me up and rapes me...

Forget annoying lyrics, there's something about an accused child molestor running around in full costume with a gloved left hand, and an exposed right hand, singing beat it!

Listening to billy jean, i go so far as to suggest that mike tossed more than just little boys salads. He tossed in a pre-accusal, subliminal defense. You know, just in case things came to light;

"And mommy always told me, be careful who you love, be careful what you do, becuase a lie will become a truth."

Alllllllright Tibbs. Just how many times does Sting have to tell me not to stand so close to him. Don't stand so. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me. Don't stand so. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me. Don't stand so. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me. Don't stand so. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me. That said...I generally do like their their music. But, I am willing to say some of the songs are questionable. I think his solo songs are better.

Now here's some more annoying songs to sing in your head during your bike rides:

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Disco Duck

Duck:Ah get down mama, I've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha ha
CHORUS: Disco, disco duck
Duck:Got to have me a woman
CHORUS: Disco, disco duck
Duck:Oh get down mama
CHORUS: Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
Duck:Disco
CHORUS: Disco
Duck:Disco
CHORUS: Disco - disco - disco disco duck
Duck:All right
CHORUS: Disco disco duck
Duck:Ah get down mama, oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha

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I would not advise the guys of the forum let anyone you are singing this one in your head:

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

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"I think his solo songs are better"



You poor diluted fool who was raised on top 40 90's radio. Your life must be so hollow and unfeeling. Sting solo is a joke that I laugh at greatly. Mr. New Age shit music pimping anyone who pays but bitches about the materialism of western culture. If you would do something weird and LISTEN to the song you will learn there is more to a song then a chorus. So go listen to your mall punk and have a nice day.

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SITTIN' ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY, WASTIN TI-HIHIHIME.

(sorry everyone)

kitty

I, for some reason, have had the song from A Chorus Line in my head all week. You know...

ONE!

Singular sensation..every little step we take.... or something.

Ugh.

BTW, congratulations to Cingular for making me doubt myself when I correctly spell the word singular. a$$holes.

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OOOH, OH what a lonely boy, Oh, what a lonely boy, oh what a lonely boy.

Once, in an inline skate race, I started singing a Squirrel Nut Zippers song ("In the afterlife, you'll be ready for some serious strife, once you made the scene all day, but tomorrow there'll be hell to pay" - "It is a place where eternally, fire is applied to the body, teeth are extruded and bones are ground, and baked into cakes that are passed around") just to throw people off prior to the sprint. It worked - I outsprinted the people in my group, and I'm not usually a good sprinter. Dirty pool?

there's no business like show business like no business I know! everything about it is appealing! everything about is a wow!

and that's all that I know for lyrics. God, this goes on and on and on and on. it's awful. plus, I can sing just like ethel merman (yes, it's true--deep down I'm really an older lady wearing a boofed up wig, a slinky red dress, lying on top of the piano in some smoky lounge with a gin and tonic in hand).

during christmas, mall shopping is really the most awful time of the year for repetitive music. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know...."

gag, barf, gag. this song makes me want to fling myself out of a window.

It's the D and the A and the M and the N and the A and the T and the I O N....

That's an awsome album. There were a few selections from it played at our wedding(my wife was addicted to that song for a while.)

Yes, some folks were a little freaked out by our musical taste. But then, our first dance was to the Austin Powers Bossa Nova(them song from the second movie), so what did they expect?

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Even worse than the actual Milshake song? This video "parody" of it.

Warning: Not safe for work. Or general human consumption. You will wish to burn your eyes out after.

http://www.flipsided.com/...os/viewvideo/141.php

Ok Kitty, now your pickin' on an absolute classic. Sittin On The Dock of the Bay is my very favorite song. Otis is Un-diss-able!

J

Sorry to tell you this but... you are loosing it dude..


(how about that new O-Zone song? not that's a shitty songg.... )

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Did you ever get a chance to download the song I told you about ("Never Gonna Come Back Down")?

Damn you! DAMN you! Now it is in my head. Show tunes are the worst.



Here is one for the trash:

War! Uh-huh!!! What is it good for? Everybody..Huh!



Something like that. All you need is that verse for a good century ride. It is guaranteed that you will hate life by the end of the ride.

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Yeahhh sure... nice song ;)

Thanks!

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