Nice legs!

1.5/40/10

Sub2club

I'm winning! (on the back)

Failed runner/swimmer/cyclist

Give me more time here. I'll get some better ones.

smartass

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"Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars" - Thom Yorke


smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

How 'bout a threesome?
[insert swimmer/cyclist/runner here]

not original, but very clever.

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Relax2dmax

"Just remember there is only 2 letters difference between STUD and STUPID." Heard on the course of the 1998 Lost Boys Ultramarathon

duh...

How about www.Slowtwitch.com

also

How about Peaceful tribe

I'll take mine in black please!

Shaved and Tapered

Drown/crash/bonk (insert three funny wors for each event here)

How far?

For some reason, I like the idea of a hat that says "smartass" on it, but could you wear it into the grocery store? Not me!

*****
I've seen the threesome tshirts, which is OK for hanging out in the transition area, but again, could you wear it anywhere else? When I was a kid I always thought men who wore tshirts that said "Tuba players are better lovers" were pervs... imagine wearing a "wanna have a threesome" hat in front of a 9 year old! AHHH, the 9 year old might be the first to wear it!!

TRIPLE THREAT

I'D RATHER BE TRAINING

MY OTHER VEHICLE HAS AEROBARS

DRAFTING IS FOR WIMPS

That's all the creativity I have for today. Good Luck.

Ding ding!

I think "Shaved and Tapered" is a winner. I'll work on it this week and post a pic. What color of hat would you like, I have many choices:
http://www.moonlighters-market.com/shop/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=76

just tri it

i'm not a triathlete, i just play one on slowtwitch

tri me

triathlete: can't swim -- can't ride -- can't run

semper tri (i think someone uses this as a handle, but i like it)

my kid dropped your honor student

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"In case of flood climb to safety"

Sweet!

I'm all about the black hats! I totally have a hat fettish too!

-Tri-babes Rock!

-I luv (or heart) Mr. Tibbs

-Cervelo Superstar

-I'm not skinny, I'm just aerodynamic

-www.mylegshurt.com

-Ooops, did I beat u again?

-Team Slowman

-I Wax

-Super Model

-Fuzzy Head


You should have a hat (black or dark blue) with some nice yellow/red flames on it. That hawaii print would also make a stylin noggin cover.

I would buy two hats that said "smartass" on them!

Foodsluts

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USAC & USAT level 2 certified coach

-Tom Demerly Fan Club

-Renn Discs Rock

-American Idle

-Toasty Ears

-Game Face

-Prom Queen

-Like my tubes?

-Triathlete: blog-troll-whine

IWANNAKONA

TRI-NAKED

POSER

DON'T BONK

BONK PROOF

TRICHICK

TRIDUDE

Off the top of my head, I checked your website and most things were one word or two so I went with that.

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Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

If I make you a hat that says "Bonk Proof" will you wear it?

Yes I would, I would also wear poser. the first because it seems I am lately, the second just to see who would actually talk to me in transition with it on.

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Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

Not sure I would do the Bonk Proof one. Good idea but it sounds more like a clif bar ad or something. for an athlete it seems arrogant. I'll never forget passing this French dude with a hat that read "pass me if you can" on the back. Well, I could and I did. I would feel like if I wore that hat I would be doomed to bonk. It happens.

Poser is fantastic! At the moment I am a WICKED bad poser so that would be great to have. I could wear it around till I finished a race again. That would be motivation! Its gotten to the point of poserdom for me that I dont even say I'm a triathlete any more.

I didn't think of that facet of bonk proof, no I probably wouldn't wear that I was more thinking of the play on words of BOINKPROOF. POSER is definetly wearable though.

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Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

I'd wear a hat that said "smartass" on it... ;)

No dice on the "bonkproof" one though - that's just begging for trouble.

I kind of like "shaved & tapered" too...

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Wow,

That is really cool. I can get a custom embroidered skull cap for $15.- a piece ?

This is very tempting to get my slowtwitch handle embroidered in one (along with the TM sign)....

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adrialin

(BOMK, racing drug and supplement free since 1985)

I'll embroider anything you want on a hat. It's just the kind of girl I am.

I think your slowtwitch handle is a great idea!

"poser" was floating around Seattle on lots of beanies at the peak of the Grunge scene...



I would buy a hat that said "NOT a roadie" (of course, I am, so it would be even better...)





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