Upon returning home from my Saturday am ride, my wife promptly informed me, hands on the hips (men - you know what I mean), that "my daughter," that is my 2 year old daughter, had swallowed a penny, a dime or a quarter. My wife was not sure which one it was, but was sure it was one of them. While I still don't understand that, this occurrence was somehow my fault. I'm guessing it was because I was absent from the home.
The doctor told us that it was likley that the object would pass, but we should watch her carefully and inspect her stools. I was not convinced. How the hell was that thing going to make it through her tiny little digestive tract? I was imagining the MRI and the surgeon telling us that it would have to be surgically removed. I all could think about was the scars on her plump little belly.
Because it was my fault, I was assigned the task of inspecting the poop. It was horrible. The stench my little monster can put out it amazing . . . sticky little stuff too. Regardless, I have never been so excited for my daughter to shit.
Three days after the incident, and after shifting through three or four foul sticky poops, I found my prize amongst some partially digested lima beans. There it was, a beautiful shiny little late model penny.
Holy shit and thank God!
The doctor told us that it was likley that the object would pass, but we should watch her carefully and inspect her stools. I was not convinced. How the hell was that thing going to make it through her tiny little digestive tract? I was imagining the MRI and the surgeon telling us that it would have to be surgically removed. I all could think about was the scars on her plump little belly.
Because it was my fault, I was assigned the task of inspecting the poop. It was horrible. The stench my little monster can put out it amazing . . . sticky little stuff too. Regardless, I have never been so excited for my daughter to shit.
Three days after the incident, and after shifting through three or four foul sticky poops, I found my prize amongst some partially digested lima beans. There it was, a beautiful shiny little late model penny.
Holy shit and thank God!