I have been thinking about this when I had read the thread about slowtwitch forum history.

Since the royal bunnyman is not on here much, I have decided to buy a new bike. I want a nice aluminum bike with a carbon stay on it, and a nice integrated headset. I want to run Hed3 clinchers, and I weigh about 120 lbs. This will be my first race bike, as I am a beginner and can't handle a bike too well. I also don't have a great position, so I am going to run about fifty spacers on my carbon steer tube.

For my alternate wheel, I am not going to get the best disc made, the Renn. I am going to waste my money and get a Zipp. Not that ZIpp is a bad wheel at all, but I want to over pay.

I am also going to route my cables in a very bad way, and use drop bars in a full-on aero position.

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Call me Big Dick