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Slowmans other "less-successful" career
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My takeaway from the current Cobb article.

Dan E: My international sales manager worked at the same restaurant I did as I waited tables in the mid 80s—I worked at night to buy rubber for new wetsuits I designed during the day.

How I think Dan's responsed to customers requests as a waiter:

- Get it your God Damn self, what do I look like, your mother?

- Get up and get out - you are banned from here! Unless you change your creative identity of course. And no Austrialians!

- Here is your BLT, as you can see I have redesigned it to have a more aerodynamic front face, cutting the time elapsed from plate to mouth by .03 seconds with minimal extra effort involved. As you can see from the charts........

- Whoo Hoo, a 30 cent tip - best one yet!

Any other thoughts?
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Re: Slowmans other "less-successful" career [OCTriGeek] [ In reply to ]
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"May I suggest that the angle of your trunk with respect to the chair is not optimized for best assimilation of your meal and that your elbow is too open?"
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