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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people
Buckminster Fuller (I think)
HL Mencken actually ... Those Baltimorians can be pretty insightful at times.
"There is water at the bottom of the ocean." - David Byrne
"You are what you is." - Frank Zappa
"Quoth the raven ... nevermore." - Edgar Allen Poe
I digress, sorry. The other night I was riding home on my faux-SS-messenger bike from my weekly school cleaning duty at my daughter's school - Catholic, of course. I passed trio of teens on their BMXer's, two boys and a girl.
"Where's your helmets, kids???"
"We don't need helmets. We're over twelve." Apparently there's a rule that under twelve, you have to wear a helmet.
"Oh, so you can't afford them." (Don't know where I came up with that gem.)
A chorus of "Fuck yous" and "Assholes"
"You guys do tricks on your rides??? Know Matt Hoffman??? Dennis McCoy / DMC??? Gonna be in the X-Games, do the Dew, make some cash???"
"Yeah, what about it???"
"Can't get in without a helmet. Sorry."
That kinda shut 'em up.
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin