Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over?

Jul 22, 05 15:24

Post #1 of 30 (2746 views)

I keep seeing on this forum "it's all over but the crying."

So, a question... Will Lance be overcome with emotion at it being the end of his final tour and actually CRY? And will Sheryl be there to lend a shoulder?

Who else? Jan -- lost his last change to beat Lance?

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [brider] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 15:26

Post #2 of 30 (2722 views)

Jan will cry because he knows that Lance is the only real competition in Le Tour. Lance will say " I came , I saw, and I kicked the Frenchie's asses" (no ofense towards Francois).

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [bunnyman] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 15:29

Post #3 of 30 (2709 views)

In Reply To:

Jan will cry because he knows that Lance is the only real competition in Le Tour. Lance will say " I came , I saw, and I kicked the Frenchie's asses" (no ofense towards Francois).

Uhhhhh -- Jan is from Germany, Basso is from Italy. I don't think any French were considered for a Podium spot.

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Sparticus] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 15:30

Post #4 of 30 (2705 views)

I was being sarcastic.

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [bunnyman] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 15:34

Post #5 of 30 (2686 views)

Lance will start crying on the way home when he realizes that is just going to be a normal guy, and won't be racing anymore. He won't be able to stand being "Mr. Mom"

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [jern] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 15:44

Post #6 of 30 (2655 views)

I hear it now... "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! I need to call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhmbulance!!!!"

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [brider] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 15:47

Post #7 of 30 (2638 views)

"Will Lance be overcome with emotion at it being the end of his final tour and actually CRY?"

Only if Cheryl decided to leave. I'd cry to. :)

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [brider] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 16:21

Post #8 of 30 (2588 views)

I have inside word from his new speach writer "Coolio" that the statement will be much like:

Yo, bitches...I kicked all your asses for the last seven years...I called out every brother on the planet to let all you chumps know that this shit is your last chance...and I walked all up on your asses. Aint no one a man but me...Cherl knows that shit be true to, she aint no Trek and shit like that but she likes to be ridden hard. So, To late bitches, dont bother coming looking for more of this shit...I gave it, you couldnt handle it; Yo. now dont be all gettin in my face and shit or I will have my posse bust a cap in your ass...

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 16:50

Post #9 of 30 (2569 views)

You sound so white.

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [brider] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 17:16

Post #10 of 30 (2546 views)

He will cry several days later when for the first time he will have the time to listen to his girlfriend's music. Poor sucker.

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [brider] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 17:34

Post #11 of 30 (2522 views)

With all the Lance this, Lance that threads.....in response to this one...

Who cares!!!

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Paul

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [haennp] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 18:16

Post #12 of 30 (2503 views)

Kiss my ass and shit you honkey cracker. This really frosts my shorts and shit - bitch.

Damn...cant find my Birkenstocks

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [brider] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 18:50

Post #13 of 30 (2469 views)

No. He will never cry about it being over until he is very old. But then he will look back perhaps. Then he will cry.

Tom Demerly
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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [haennp] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 18:53

Post #14 of 30 (2460 views)

"You sound so white. "

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 19:47

Post #15 of 30 (2413 views)

holy moly- i have been waiting for this for so long. My wife and I were talking the other day and commenting on what Sheryl Crow calls singing- cripes, it is freaking screaming nonsense. Just horrible- chalkboard/nails shit- just miserable.

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [deeg] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 19:52

Post #16 of 30 (2399 views)

Leave it to me to see the bright side once again....at least he is not with Jewel or Sinead Oconner...all we would get then is songs about how death is better than cycling...Crow is at least a bit up beat

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:02

Post #17 of 30 (2389 views)

Lance can't cry...

he has made no friends in the peloton...

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:03

Post #18 of 30 (2387 views)

Yup, you may have a bit of point there- could be worse. I must be in the minority, her records sell. I think he needs to ask out Belinda Carlisle- GoGo's- great tunes

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [deeg] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:11

Post #19 of 30 (2374 views)

you think if he didn't win he'd have to eat Crow?

bad humor i know - but I laughed

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:25

Post #20 of 30 (2364 views)

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Krispy] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:29

Post #21 of 30 (2357 views)

I suggest you look at the photo of him accepting the 2005 Courage Award.

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [mmakbenton] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:32

Post #22 of 30 (2354 views)

Word to the homie's Gee Dog that site is shaweet fur sure and and what it is, yo. Word.

My new name is MC White Guy bitch. Now if you forget it I will be busting a cap in your gluteal regions...and that will hurt. Bitch.

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Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:51

Post #23 of 30 (2336 views)

Aheeeee- right on

Re: Predictions...Will Lance Cry after it's all over? [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]

Jul 22, 05 20:52

Post #24 of 30 (2333 views)

> > new speach writer "Coolio"..."Yo. now dont be all gettin in my face and shit or I will have my posse bust a cap in your ass..."

Coolio doesn't talk like that. It may surprise you to learn that not all African Americans, or even all rappers, speak like that. If this does not surprise you, you should nevertheless take better care in spouting stereotypical nonsense.

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Jul 22, 05 21:01

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