Ken needs to get over it. The bitch ain't real...

But then that's the case with most of them.

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
Brought to you by the good folks at Metamucil and Geritol...

No kidding. Barbie is so plastic! I lost respect for her when she got her breast reduction.

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Steve Perkins

You sound bitter. Train harder, and maybe they won't pass you and you can have a better outlook.

Like I said, pretty much mirrors real life:

• Got cosemetic surgery (breast reduction).
• Chewed up Ken, then spit him out for a guy with an accent who will eventually turns out to be a loser, then she'll kick him to the curb and explain it away as being a "transitional relationship" she needed to get away from Ken.
• Is incredibly materialistic.
• Can't honor a commitment.
• Way too concerned with her hair.
• Always needs a bigger and bigger Barbie house.
• has zero acountability.

Really the only difference I see is that, since she is plastic, she can come home in the middle of the relationship with an STD, blame you for getting it, then fail to explain the whole thing when you test negative for it.... twice. Hmmm.

And just like real life, with never muster the courage and integrity to ever acknowledge the mistake and apologize, because- after all- just like Barbie, they are hollow inside.

Like I said, pretty much mirrors real life from my experience.

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Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com

Man, you're bitter! You're dating the wrong women, Tom.

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Steve Perkins

[snip]

i KNEW when i saw your post that this thread was going to be about the screw job foisted on the honorable and unsuspecting guy by the sleezy and untrue chick.

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

"after all- just like Barbie, they are hollow inside."

Dude!! Have you been seeing my ex-wife? Gorgeous, but really bad news.

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
Brought to you by the good folks at Metamucil and Geritol...

You knew, because, you know......

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Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com

He needs to give in to his true feelings and go man to man.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Dang.................

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Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com

I'm sure Ken's already there. After 43 years with Sleazy Easy, all he's left with is saggy leather skin from that perma tan. He needs a real man to "understand" him. Talk to Bert and Ernie; they know.

I am over her. In fact we haven't dated since high school. I will say though that I have fond memories of her malableness ;)

Rocketboy (Ken)

Man, that's harsh on Ken. Remember, one of his relatives is a prisoner of the insurgents in Iraq.

Whoa, come to think of it, this chick messed with me right after my best friend died too....

Too creepy.

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Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com

Oh but now there is Kelly to carry on the tradition, barbie's younger sister

Tom needs to meet some quality women :)

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bike bike!

I did too.

I think we all know by now ;)

Seriously Tom, I think you've just had bad luck. IMO, when it comes to relationships men are the bad guys at least 80% of the time. Probably closer to 90%.

I'm not surprised

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