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[reply]"Missed everything important"
Figures that with the kind of guy likely to get a pool cue shoved up his nose there wouldn't be a lot of "important" stuff to hit up there.
Considering how difficult it would be to intentionally stuff a pool cue up someone's nose (unless he was unconscious) I'm more inclined to believe that what actually happened went something like:
"Cletis, hold my beer for me woodja? Hey y'all watch this..."[/reply]
I believe that is close to the most common last words: "Hey guys, bet you can't do this!"
Which also goes along with last words uttered by rednecks most frequently "Hey y'all, watch this...."
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