Normann:
It’s been at least 1 month since I sent you a friend request on Facebook. I ain’t gonna, lie… it stings a bit that you haven’t accepted. However, I recognize that nowadays, it’s a little bit risky and maybe even creepy to become friends with someone online. I can assure you that it is neither risky or creepy. It’s actually a lucky that we could become friends. I like me and I think you would too. If that’s not enough, consider:
1) I love Scott bikes, just like you. If I had $12 grrr, I’d for sure buy the Plasma 2.
2) I’m a fan of Dresdner bank. (In fairness, I’m actually a fan of any bank that isn’t going out of business right now. I might switch banks. Do you know if they have direct deposit???)
3) Lastly, I do triathlons too, just like you.
Anyway, I hope you’d reconsider. If by chance you’ve erased my invite, don’t worry. Let’s just say mulligans off the first tee and have a do-over. Just give me the word and I’ll send another. I’m a big fan and promise not to post anything crazy on your Facebook wall. C’mon dude, just hit “accept” and we’re in business!
Your uber-friend,
Dustin
It’s been at least 1 month since I sent you a friend request on Facebook. I ain’t gonna, lie… it stings a bit that you haven’t accepted. However, I recognize that nowadays, it’s a little bit risky and maybe even creepy to become friends with someone online. I can assure you that it is neither risky or creepy. It’s actually a lucky that we could become friends. I like me and I think you would too. If that’s not enough, consider:
1) I love Scott bikes, just like you. If I had $12 grrr, I’d for sure buy the Plasma 2.
2) I’m a fan of Dresdner bank. (In fairness, I’m actually a fan of any bank that isn’t going out of business right now. I might switch banks. Do you know if they have direct deposit???)
3) Lastly, I do triathlons too, just like you.
Anyway, I hope you’d reconsider. If by chance you’ve erased my invite, don’t worry. Let’s just say mulligans off the first tee and have a do-over. Just give me the word and I’ll send another. I’m a big fan and promise not to post anything crazy on your Facebook wall. C’mon dude, just hit “accept” and we’re in business!
Your uber-friend,
Dustin