That's what celebrity endorsement is all about.

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Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

Awesome...

You may be DFL, but you look like a rock star!

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
Brought to you by the good folks at Metamucil and Geritol...

Its even worse than that. I tried them on last week because they do not have the top frame, so your neck/eyes gets a bit of a rest from not looking through/over/under a line. I thought they were too wide. But now I bought them and will beat Ullrich in the time trial next year by sixty-one seconds.

61 must be Jan's new unlucky number.

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Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

I think it is his waist size, or his large chain ring.

Are you saying Lance's sunglasses are on drugs?

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Did you also notice that he started the race with them on and finished without them? Perhaps a lucky fan got a free pair?

Dave from VA

Obviously anybody that wears sunglasses is a raver and has done drugs.......weapons of mass destruction will be found....hmmmm

Damn! Maybe he hated the way they felt, or maybe they slipped on his face, or thought they looked to big on his head. I still have the receipt! I don't even like him.

Those horrible Oakley's made him look like a cheap pornstar!

Just after I calmed down my family and friends by telling them that no-one would actually PAY for them, I read this thread.

I truly feel pity for your spiritual well being grasshopper. :-)

I get tired of people jumping on the "latest thing" bandwagon. The M frames which are about as old as Moses are still the best as far as I'm concerned. Functional, refined, distinctive, but just not the latest thing. Let's all just hope that Lance goes back to his "signature" M frames and we can go back to talking about important things like Iraq, bike porn and the Presidential race.

Next thing Lance (and possibly others with no taste) will be wearing those stupid Oakley over-the-top of the head glasses/goggles that were introduced at the Sydney Olympics! Blech! And you will no doubt buy a pair ;-)

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

Where can I get them??? I want them NOW. I don't want to wait in case they get sold out.

Right now I am going to pose in the mirror with the Zeros to see if I still hate them as much as when I first tried them on. I have the receipt. I have the receipt.

I assume (always dangerous) that DFL stands for Dead F*&king Last?

Apparnetly you were the DFL to figure they were butt ugly sunnies. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you.

BTW. I finished DFL in a 1/2 IM years ago. Best race I ever had. Had a blast and could still walk at the awards ceremony. I highly recommend it at least in everyones racing career.

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TriDork

"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"