I think Lance just won.

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@adamwfurlong

Along with the Patron, it also has the tears of the slowtwitch Lance haters.

Every time you pick on me I picture you in the fetal position, whimpering and crying at the end of Day 1 of UMC in 2009. Then I think of Day 2, when I asked if you were bloated.

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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

Lance has "hastaged" my post from ST. my online life is complete. i may never use the internet again.

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Tim

#jocksniffer.

Burn!!!

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

I've read the first and last pages of this thread and got the impression that, in between, something really awesome happened.

Dude, pour yourself a Mojito, kick off your cycling shoes, put up your feet and read the whole thread. Time well wasted.

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

This is my early favorite for thread of the year. Well done.

What we are missing is LA logging in to ST and telling us what Rappstar really ate. That guy is so skinny, that if he turns sideways he might easily dissappear which also might explain his aeroness!!!

No one is improved through contact with Lance, and Jordan's mediocrity, or lack thereof, has nothing to do with his ability to judge character or his own moral compass..

That may all just be me, of course, but the arguments thrown in this thread are complete non sequiturs.

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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that speed, for lack of a better word, is good. Speed is right, Speed works. Speed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

What a coincidence...I also like to reward drug cheats by going to dinner with them and buying them bottles of tequila afterwards.

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Adrian in Vancouver

Since all of your comments towards lance seem so personal, can you explain how said person has personally affected your life to allow such hatred?

Where are you going with the above (pink font optional)....maybe it is late, and I'm dense but are you taking a shot at Rapp or just talking about what you would hypothetically do if say Mike Barry or Vino or Ben Johnson or Jose Canseco invited you over?

Here's what I don't understand (among other things) - do people now give two bottles of liquor as a thank you? I'm old, but back in the day, one was sufficient.

He's made it very clear throughout this thread that he is one of the outraged, and simply wanted to remind you all that this is NOT. A. LAUGHING. MATTER.

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@adamwfurlong

Yeah, and where I grew up, cheap blackberry brandy was over the top!

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Travis Rassat
Vector Cycle Works
Noblesville, IN
BikeFit Instructor | FMS | F.I.S.T. | IBFI
Toughman Triathlon Series Ambassador

They're a sponsor of Jordan's if I remember correctly. It's not costing him anything so why not? He might be getting a pretty decent bonus out of it given that Lance has nearly 4 million followers. Read this article...

Just have a hard time understanding why anyone would open the door to him when he has clearly not owned up to the damage he has done to others. Seems obvious to me but perhaps to others it may seem ok that he retains the $125M in assets he gained from his actions.


Over and out and done with this. I'll leave this thread to the people that would love to meet him.

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Adrian in Vancouver

First bottle was for dinner, second bottle was for eating Lance's steak.

what about dinner with Lance...and a running gorilla in the background?

I only asked for one bottle, since, as you said, one is typically sufficient as a "thank you." The Patron guys happen to be fans of Lance so they sent two. So I guess one from me, and one from Patron corporate is how you could look at it.

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

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Holy crap,does that mean Lance has now been elevated to Patron Saint of Slowtwitch? The dude is going to be doing shots with Sister Madonna before you know it...


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No I think Lance is going to have to donate one of those bottles to Slowman so he can drink his sorrows away on account of addressing people the wrong way. That seems to have turned into a bigger controversy than whether Lance's steak was shipped over from the same farm as where Contador's came from.