If you decide to go gay, pick someone your same size. That way, you double your wardrobe and bike choices!

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Quid quid latine dictum sit altum videtur
(That which is said in Latin sounds profound)

wax them and also grow a moustache .

Not based off those criteria, or my wife will be very shocked. Not to mention I might get the boot out of the Marine Corps.

Chad

no - you sound like you are singing the greatest punk song by the greatest punk band ever:

"(i) don't smoke
don't drink
don't fuck
at least i can fucking think
i can't keep up
i can't keep up
i can't keep up
out of step with the world'



minor threat, "out of step"

although i don't Ian MacKaye shaved his legs.

  true. . . . . . . . . his head, tho !!

http://images.google.com/...Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

the first clue should have been that you drink vodka red bull, not the lycra

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Striving to have sex more than 66 times per year

Dude... Vodka-Red Bull has gotta be the biggest BOMB in a bar just after Whisky-Coke.

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real men drink

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Striving to have sex more than 66 times per year

I love minor threat but since i drink and fuck I've always skipped the straightedge stuff. If I had to pick a favorite, I'd say 'Betrayed'

Adam Ant might have something to say.


Goody Two Shoes

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little make-up, make-up
Make sure they get your good, side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note

Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
You don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're gonna set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green

Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
You don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight

Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
You don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside (he's hiding)

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So I'll have three of those, just to make sure.

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Actually I don't drink at all either, I had seen my wife and my sister drink those vodka red-bulls. I didn't know that guys drank those. If I were to drink, I think I would just stick to beer, seems manly enough for me.

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Beer? Is that alcholic? ;)

Anyway, yes, Vodka-Red Bull it's what most girls drink and I'll tell you why: as I said, it's a BOMB. They always need some alchool to get wild so with this, they only need one drink! :)

Wait a minute...

"I didn't know that guys drank those."

What's that suppose to mean?! Grr... ;)

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If you have sex with someone of your gender you are probably gay.

So I'm straight! Thanks :)



... unless she has "Mark" as first name on her ID..

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If you have to ask if you are gay, then you probably are. Are you lacking attention and wanted to try to get it here?

It glows in the dark? Sweeet!

Pass.

NO! When everyone is where a Tee, I take mine off ;)

NO since I decided to swim on a daily basis.

Hell No! Some old school arnette and only when it's really light.

Pass.

After how many vodka red bulls?

But hey... I'M the fashion police around here!

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I'm just need attention :)

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I'd say you are either 25% gay or 75% metro.

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A solitary man

You sound like Sandra Dee to me.

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Fortitudine Vincimus

No, Erik, real men drink:

"Could be that you are metro or uber."

What is this "uber" you speak of? It appears that yet another category has passed me by just when I get a handle on metro.

Enlighten me, please.