Tom Demerly : "You would have thought I was fucking a troupe of Chinese acrobats from the way she reacted."

Sorry Tom....I told you it cracked me up ;-)

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Have you hugged Your Mom today?

"More importantly: why am I watching bull riding on a Friday night?"
- - That's a really good question. If you're not careful, you could be watching Jerry Springer soon.

Bull riding? I assume you're watching alone. I sure hope you're not drinking alone as well...

Like Rodney Dangerfield said about his first sexual experience:
"I didn't know what I was doing. I was confused; I was scared; I was alone..."

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
Brought to you by the good folks at Metamucil and Geritol...

"why am I watching bull riding on a Friday night? "

Believe it or not I've got a friend that used to ride bulls on the rodeo circuit. Now that really is nuts.