I like triathlon because:
- I am an arrogant, narcissistic wanker with an ego problem & it makes me feel way more superior to all those loser fatty boombahs.
- I prefer to suck badly at three sports not just one.
- I like beer & the mindless dedication to Ironman training stops me from becoming a loser fatty boombah.
If anyone reading this takes it seriously please go purchase a sense of humour.
"If you want to run with the big dogs, you're going to have to learn to piss on the big trees."
- I am an arrogant, narcissistic wanker with an ego problem & it makes me feel way more superior to all those loser fatty boombahs.
- I prefer to suck badly at three sports not just one.
- I like beer & the mindless dedication to Ironman training stops me from becoming a loser fatty boombah.
If anyone reading this takes it seriously please go purchase a sense of humour.
"If you want to run with the big dogs, you're going to have to learn to piss on the big trees."