I've always thrown the label "sissy" around a lot lately in part to poke fun at what it suppossedly means to be a manly man in society or maybe what it should be. I've always been teased about some of the stuff that I do, but have kept quiet about what they do. (The boss that was anti-shaved legs made me think of this.) But when I think about it, is there truly any manly or womanliness left in this world? Sure you see your fair share of people that look tough and macho, but are they really? I'm worried and so I have a few examples: (by the way, please don't take this seriously. It is just a fun little post.)
If you wear cologne? I never wore cologne until my girlfriend really pushed me to it. I always thought guys that wore cologne were sissys. Isn't it man perfume?
If you use fabric softener? I've never used it and always thought, what is wrong with so called "hard" clothes.
Hair gel? Did Rambo ever use hair gel? Maybe Stallone did, but what is wrong with your hair like it is when it dries out?
Socks with sandals. Whats the point? So what if your feet are exposed to the elements of a suburban sidewalk?
Is shaving your legs sissy? No, because it takes a manly man to fend off the criticism.
Driving a nice, brand new car? Yeah probably. I drive a 2004 car and it takes a tough guy to drive a beater that can break down at anytime.
Seat belts and helmets are just smart.
What about an exposed crotch on a cold bike ride? Very macho but I don't plan on doing that!
Wrestlers rolling around and grabbing other sweaty wrestlers?....I have no idea, but it probably is in some weird way.
Anyone else?
If you wear cologne? I never wore cologne until my girlfriend really pushed me to it. I always thought guys that wore cologne were sissys. Isn't it man perfume?
If you use fabric softener? I've never used it and always thought, what is wrong with so called "hard" clothes.
Hair gel? Did Rambo ever use hair gel? Maybe Stallone did, but what is wrong with your hair like it is when it dries out?
Socks with sandals. Whats the point? So what if your feet are exposed to the elements of a suburban sidewalk?
Is shaving your legs sissy? No, because it takes a manly man to fend off the criticism.
Driving a nice, brand new car? Yeah probably. I drive a 2004 car and it takes a tough guy to drive a beater that can break down at anytime.
Seat belts and helmets are just smart.
What about an exposed crotch on a cold bike ride? Very macho but I don't plan on doing that!
Wrestlers rolling around and grabbing other sweaty wrestlers?....I have no idea, but it probably is in some weird way.
Anyone else?