Talking about Jenna and Miller now?

No,

someone else who is most definitely not me...

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I heard on here this person is planning to do a 70.3 this season. They better make sure to go over every timing map and include garmin files, power data when they post their race report on slowtwitch (#pink)

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Matt

#notpink. This person has double letters in his/her name. He or she had better be on the straight and narrow, because we all know that if given the opportunity...cheater cheater....

Probably a drafter too...

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Wow, just, wow!!!

No, it just means your genetically much more predisposed to be a cheater. With tremendous determination, will power, and support, a double letter person can compete cleanly and legally. The odds are stacked greatly against it happening, though.

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"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"

Maybe there is a little known exception for the letter "p"?

Just tell him/her to wear their go pro during the race. Lesser of all evils in this case.

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

I'd prefer a Virb360....top-o-the-head. Linked to his ant+ power meter/speed+cadence and stryd.

Tom_hampton wrote:

Maybe there is a little known exception for the letter "p"?

I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater...


a 1
b 2
c 3
d 4
e 5
f 6
g 7
h 8
i 9
j 10
k 11
l 12
m 13
n 14
o 15
p 16
q 17
r 18
s 19
t 20
u 21
v 22
w 23
x 24
y 25
z 26

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Philosophy 101 exam:

All cheaters are double lettered
But are all double lettered racers cheaters

Defend both sides:

Whew! Now that is settled you can go back to helping Dave.

validation of the model. Rossi - S is 19, not a perfect square. cheater

Miller - L is 12 - not a perfect square - cheater

Zenmaster28 - real name with double a's. a is 1 - perfect square - not a cheater.

Seems to hold up so far....

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I have a "friend" who has double letter in his first and last names. His nickname has double letters and further, is alliterative with his last name. At 57, he made the podium for the first time in his life. 2nd in a state ag tt championship, beating some folks who had won multiple times over the years. He got a few sideways looks afterwards. But I know him - he's way too damn cheap to dope.

We all know your "friend" cheated somehow...

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Unless in all cases those letters are (a, d, i, p or y).

Quoting for posterity and probably adding signature line for all future double letter accusations.

Today almost feels like Christmas !!!

thanks

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

just means i am a double cheater without consciously knowing it. guess first set of doubles cheated and second set cheated by masking it from me

I have been granted dispensation from the protocol. I probably should no longer associate with potential cheaters.

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Potential? More like a proven cheater.... it's science....

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no, your theory doesn't pan out......lots of Todd cheats and then there is joe Papp, i see 2 AA folks, there is a mariita in track

only y is safe in your theory.......so, double letter and guilty for all

You're just jealous because you got exposed, trying to bring down the rest of us innocents...

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if double, you are not innocent, as i used your protocol to prove otherwise. suck it up buttercup and join the rest of us "cheats"

No time to talk now. I'm learning how to edit a Garmin file.....

wait, did I say that out loud?

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