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'05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting.
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I was sworn to secrecy for 48 hours after viewing a still classified photo of the 2005 Guru Crono. Robert at Guru asked me to not even discuss the bike. Today he gave me the OK to start the hype.

The new '05 is Guru's answer to the new generation of aero, carbon monocoque bikes such as Quota Kalibur and Auintant Roo Lucero.

The '05 Guru Crono is price positioned above these bikes and is intended to be the flagship, ultimate carbon tri bike that consumer's will aspire to. It is intended to be the Ferrari Testarossa of carbon tri bikes.

I can tell you it looks very, very significantly different from either the Lucero and Kalibur. As a matter of fact, it's appearance is stunning in that I have not seen a design anything like this in industry. It is a diamond style frame but the general shape of the tubes, profile of the tubes (they aren't tubes since it is entirely molded) is different than anything I have ever seen. It is also huge departure from current trends. Think "mega-thin". The profile of the downtube as viewed from the side is so incredibly thin it is about as thick as three magazines- maybe an inch. Very strange and very different.

The shaping is very complex and weird. I have no idea how it will fit/ride/function- but it has attention getting looks.

I am looking forward to more concrete info and a bike when they are available. My inclination is to say I will try one, but we'll see- they are expensive. But beautiful looking.

The proof will be in the pudding. I think when you see it you will agree there is nothing even remotely like it in terms of appearance out there. Very unusual.

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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Dear Tom,

Please stop making these thread unless you have some f*cking pictures to show.

Love,

free
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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"Think "mega-thin". The profile of the downtube as viewed from the side is so incredibly thin it is about as thick as three magazines- maybe an inch."

anything like this ti moots tt frame from interbike?

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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [johnthesavage] [ In reply to ]
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No. Nothing like this. That is what I mean. As viewed from the side, i.e. a profile shot, the "tubing" or frame member at the bottom bracket is so thin it looks like it would just ... break right off. It looks like a suspension component on a Formula 1 race car.

Ae viewed from the side the downtube at the bottom bracket is only, like, about an inch thick.

This is not just a bladed, aero wing shaped thing. It is totally different in appearance. Bizzare.

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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Do you have any pictures?
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [freestyle] [ In reply to ]
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Yes, but I am not allowed to show them to anyone.

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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Any idea when you will?

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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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>>"...it's appearance is stunning in that I have not seen a design anything like this in industry."

>>"It is...different than anything I have ever seen."

>>"It is also huge departure from current trends."

>>"Very strange and very different."

Yes Tom, but is it any different?
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [tripoet] [ In reply to ]
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It looks different. That's all I know.

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [jhc] [ In reply to ]
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I would presume they will handle the release as opposed to letting some ding-dong in a bikeshop in Dearborn, Michigan spill the beans.

Oops. Too late..... :)

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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Tom, this thread simultaneously cements your position as Perpetual Slowtwitch Jackass and showcases your marketing genius. You have pictures, but they're a big secret, huh? You're killing me. Tibbs must be catatonic.








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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [TOM D] [ In reply to ]
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tom
since we rely on you to release to us all the info on the latest bikes, could you wait until you can post pics. This hype w/ no pics just really makes me want to kick your ass or doom you to a life of drinking foo foo coffee like drinks from starsmucks.

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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [desert dude] [ In reply to ]
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He's a sadist - he likes to torture us with bike porn and his fancy vacations....

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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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He can sell you one,but then after seeing it, he would have to kill you, You guys know how this super secret stuff goes,you can not see it, photograph it, or talk about it,then watch TV a week later and they will give you the blueprints
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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freehand a sketch.....mold one in clay and take a picture....throw us a bone!!!!
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [randall t] [ In reply to ]
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He can sell you one,but then after seeing it, he would have to kill you

Or worse, you could fly out to Michigan, spend 6 hours getting measured, and then have Tom refuse to sell you the bike because you don't fit it.








"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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ahhh we'll never see pics. we are still waiting on the Felt pics....
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [vitus979] [ In reply to ]
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Hell if it looks good who said it has to fit,I am buying this to look good not ride faster! I like the idea about making one from clay, i need to see photos!
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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so what's going to happen to the ALU Chrono?
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Stewart] [ In reply to ]
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The AL Crono has been discontinued for the 2005 model year.

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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Tom where are the promised Felt pics?
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [freestyle] [ In reply to ]
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Ah, I didn't promise them. I said I would post them if I could and I haven't had time. There was only one copy of the dealer manual and SuperDave picked that up and has it with him in Columbus, Ohio today on his sales calls.

-Sorry, we have been extremely busy here.

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: '05 Guru Crono: Enormous departure and very, very interesting. [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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hi

i am new to the forum but i lurk regurarly. tom is right about the look of this thing (i have seen the pics also) it is pretty crazy.it will be a tough decision between the kuota (most traditional, least expensive) Q-Roo (more radical top tube/head tube, more expensive) and the guru (most radical, and will be the most expensive by far) guess it will come down to personal preference and finances.

biged (likes the guru)
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