Another thread gave me this thought, but since it is funny it deserves its own thread.
Caddyshack swimming - "Swimming which involves, unecessary splashing, jumping and/or use of floatation devices other than kickboards and pull buoys. Frequently practiced by the extremely old, young or fat with participants often standing in the pool, or swimming various types of elementary backstrokes at excrutiatingly slow speeds."
Please feel free to edit this definition , because it is really not that funny yet, but I believe it has the potential to be.
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"When I first had the opportunity to compete in triathlon, it was the chicks and their skimpy race clothing that drew me in. Everyone was so welcoming and the lifestyle so obviously narcissistic. I fed off of that vain energy. To me it is what the sport is all about."
Caddyshack swimming - "Swimming which involves, unecessary splashing, jumping and/or use of floatation devices other than kickboards and pull buoys. Frequently practiced by the extremely old, young or fat with participants often standing in the pool, or swimming various types of elementary backstrokes at excrutiatingly slow speeds."
Please feel free to edit this definition , because it is really not that funny yet, but I believe it has the potential to be.
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"When I first had the opportunity to compete in triathlon, it was the chicks and their skimpy race clothing that drew me in. Everyone was so welcoming and the lifestyle so obviously narcissistic. I fed off of that vain energy. To me it is what the sport is all about."