Sorry bunny. This bike is not for sale. No one will buy it from you at any price.

This is your bike and you are just going to have to keep it.

Deal.

that is definitely an offer he should not refuse...and with a name like Samantha (long story) I won't be buying her any time soon. Although the size is right..and I have lusted after these bikes since the second of forever.

No trades? I was going to offer my soul - well, what is left of it...a few other dieties have dibbs...

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

I can't ride her the way she was meant to be ridden. I have the geriatric setup on here, and it kills me that she will be so compromised.

Is it your address that keeping you from getting her?

It is killing me that I have to get rid of her. But it's gotta be done.

Can I get $1500 for the remainder of your sould? Then we could talk.

You aren't fooling me. It has already been established over on the other forum that you are actually Tibbs, who has actually not died, and who has stolen your identity.

Bunnyman without Samantha? Very funny.

Which forum was that? I am not the frontrabbit for TSR website anymore, as Tibbs returned. I am now the front (and only) rabbiot of biketestblog.

I really wish I could ride Samantha the way she was meant to be ridden. sniff...sniff

willing to take payments in installments?

How many payments over how long?

Say it ain't so...

a bunny without a fox...

I would keep her if I could.

Droll all you want. The above is a picture of a bike that is not for sale.

You want it, don'tcha?

I really do, but this bike will always belong to Bunnyman, Tibbs.

Good try though. No misspellings anywhere.

I am bunnyman. Tibbs is in TX doing his own thing, I am having hella back troubles and need to sell.

Good try Tibbs, but no one with a bike like that could ever develop back trouble. Its owner must be way too much of a stud for that.

Next you will tell me you got hurt cutting hair.

Very funny try.

I am probably going to retire from hairdressing because of my back.

I am not the stud I used to be.

Somehow, playing with Trixie and Trigger doesn't hurt me.

Proof:

Oh, man. That is just wrong.

I can't stomach it.

Just think if you were married to Morgan Fairchild (okay, I am showing my age here), then you woke up one morning and had Bea Arthur in bed with you.

This is why Sam has to go.

Please move that picture to the appropriate raunchy porn site. This is a family site.

I don't want to see anymore of this, Tibbs.

No, this is for a horror show site.

Help me sell my bike, Art.