Will you be speaking about this at your talk on Wednesday night?

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I will be looking for volunteers from the audience for a demonstration.

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Frank,
An original Ironman and the Inventor of PowerCranks

 
I think the surgeons just across the border in mexico that do cheap boob jobs will add three inches for about what adjustable PCs cost & probally equal guaranty of results.

Does this mean I'm going to start getting emails for generic Powercranks?

Frank,

I'd just like to say this is wonderful news as my trials with Viagra, Cialis etc. have only made me taller. ;-)

Well, what this man does...and is soon to be tested in the Texas A&M wind tunnel is use his "erect manhood" to create a tent like shape in his pants...actually more like the cone of a Apollo rocket. This shape will allow air to flow more fluidly past your hips where it will then vortex back into your X-Labs saddle wing and also cool any hemmoroid issues that you may have...

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

I wonder what kind of thread will develop from thisline of thought. Does the tenting effect improve aerodynamics more than the loss of circulating blood volume will hurt performance? See, PC's have opened up many untapped areas for research.

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Frank,
An original Ironman and the Inventor of PowerCranks

   

when people



When people ask me how the powercranks are working out, I tell them that I don't know yet, but that if they result in 1/10th of what the inventor promises, and clears up my teenage acne, I will be satisfied.

Please let me know if they clear up your acne and I will add it to the list. Now that I have a "claim" to get the old people, I need one for the teenagers. :-)

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Frank,
An original Ironman and the Inventor of PowerCranks

Gosh I hate to spoil the party but I just came down with tendonitis in my hip flexors which I think is due to my power cranking...I am bummed....have been using them exclusively for 4 months and everything was going great...now my first race is in jeopardy.

Jeff wrote " but I just came down with tendonitis in my hip flexors which I think is due to my power cranking"

It is unlikely this is anything more than a simple overuse syndrome (at least if it is due to the PC's) which should recover pretty quickly with a little rest.

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Frank,
An original Ironman and the Inventor of PowerCranks

I think that someone needs to donate a set of PC's to me to try and verify the results of a new virility study with my "manly prowess" as it would be. This would be great as it would help us verify the penile improvements are valid.

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There was someone in the forum maybe a week ago with a problem similar to yours. I wonder if this a problem connected to PC's. Because if PC's stress hip flexor muscles so much, maybe they stress them a bit too much.

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"Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars" - Thom Yorke


smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

Hmmm.. Why not just buy a pair? Or get a penis enlargement?

I have an idea for you. Drop the overpriced carbon 'CampagNOlo' and buy a nice new bike with Dura-Ace 10, and with the price difference buy a used pair of PC.

I sometimes surprise myself with my genius..

Shimano 10-speed is the same price.

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"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

Oh, a funny man...it is NOT CampagNOlo...if you wish to be witty please use - "Cramp and go Slow"



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