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When wife asks if I bought a new bike...
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Here's the proper response:



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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [pistuo] [ In reply to ]
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [pistuo] [ In reply to ]
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All my bikes come with a nice handbag.
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [pistuo] [ In reply to ]
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You all just need to marry a seamstress and quilter. My wife has 14 sewing machines. All I have to do, is get caught looking at new bikes on my iPad, and she gets another sewing machinešŸ¤£Iā€™ll never catch upā€¦.

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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [Runorama] [ In reply to ]
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Runorama wrote:
All my bikes come with a nice handbag.

You get off lightly.
My last purchase (a nice hand made steel gravel bike from Shand equipped with a Rohloff hub) had to come with a new mid size car šŸ˜±
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [Dean T] [ In reply to ]
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Funny. My first race bike, a Cannondale R500, "came" with a state-of-the-art sewing machine.

And 30+ years later, the remodeled kitchen came with Pinarello Dogma 10 with full Sram Red electronics components.

Who says marriage isn't wonderful?


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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [BobAjobb] [ In reply to ]
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BobAjobb wrote:
Runorama wrote:
All my bikes come with a nice handbag.

You get off lightly.
My last purchase (a nice hand made steel gravel bike from Shand equipped with a Rohloff hub) had to come with a new mid size car šŸ˜±

Rohloff hub? new car checks out
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [WannaB] [ In reply to ]
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WannaB wrote:
Love it!
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [Dean T] [ In reply to ]
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My wife quilts and only has 4:machines.
I say I just want to get a bike for half of one of her machines.
She gets indignant and says I can't spend that much on a bike, longarms are expensive.
Ha
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [pistuo] [ In reply to ]
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It's not new ... it's actually quite old

Everything it's made of was formed in multiple supernovas over millions of years and billions of miles, just to find themselves all assembled in our garage in this moment

ā€œThe cosmos is within us, and our bikes. We are both made of star-stuff. We - AND our bikes - are a way for the universe to know itself.ā€ ā€• Carl Sagan

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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [Rumpled] [ In reply to ]
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Rumpled wrote:
My wife quilts and only has 4:machines.
I say I just want to get a bike for half of one of her machines.
She gets indignant and says I can't spend that much on a bike, longarms are expensive.
Ha

My wife went in halfā€™s with a friend on her long arm. She has multiple surgers, industrial, embroidery, and antiques. Like I saidā€¦ Iā€™ll never catch up! šŸ¤£

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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [pistuo] [ In reply to ]
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always buy bikes of the same color. If your wife does not ride, she'll never know the difference between a Giant, Trek, Cervelo... all my wife sees is a white frame with two wheels, nothing to see here.

Great things never come from comfort zones.
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Re: When wife asks if I bought a new bike... [Barry S.] [ In reply to ]
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Barry S. wrote:
always buy bikes of the same color. If your wife does not ride, she'll never know the difference between a Giant, Trek, Cervelo... all my wife sees is a white frame with two wheels, nothing to see here.

That's funny, I do the opposite...need to get a new color so it looks like a different type of bike. Otherwise it's "You got another silver bike? Don't you already have one of those?".
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