Yes.

ETA: I’m sorry. I didn’t understand that you asked a question. I agree you won with the DID TRUMP JUST SAY THAT thread. It’s an epic win.

My best win? I will need to think.

Two Lions SB tickets

One of two.

I won a trip to Hawaii at a golf outing raffle last Summer. I leave on the 11th. We are staying right around the midpoint of the IM bike course. Still a little nervous that there will be a hiccup but it is something a doctor has donated for several years so hoping they have any kinks worked out.

I also won a trademark trial in December 2019. My one and only trial ever. I rocked. Big judgment. We are still working on getting paid, the appeal took forever and took my swimming pool away. But I still won.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

I'd say the competition was fierce and congrats on your win! Can we get a cessation to the thread so that you can then move on to bigger and better troll events.

Well this thread didn't go how or where I was hoping..

I didnt win in anything.. but like 45 I am claiming a victory and living in all its glory,

So like his Golf tournement victory (that he missed the opening round for) His election victory etc...

Tell my your wins...

This summer I am going to win a bike road race. I mean I will drive it a few days before in my car and post a faster time than the winner, so see I won, and I'll do it without drugs.

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Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.

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Not sure where the confusion is... We all know he won the election, he won his club championship (even though he missed the first day), we know he wins everything he does, he's a winner. Whats so confusing?

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Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.

by god you're right.

I've been brainwashed by the tofu-eating wokerati

Probably more lucrative than two Browns SB tickets

What were you hoping for? I’m certain we want to make all your wildest dreams come true.

I still don’t really know if we’re supposed to invent wins or share actual wins. ?

My take is share invented wins with a grain of truth. In which case I have the highest refreshing to posting ratio in the history of Slowtwitch. Maybe ever.

What does “refreshing to posting ratio” mean?

Whatever you imagine it to be. I am the clear winner

Congrats!!