How soft is your seven year old?

Poor Mrs BLep as someone is seeing to this situation while you inform the LR masses...

The 2 year old is constantly hurting the 7 year old.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

The seven year old said something about trump and got what she deserved.

Maurice

Your 7 year old needs to HTFU.

I would say softer than a two year old's teeth...

My 15 year old defied all good parental advice and attempted to bleach her own hair in the bathroom.- Unfortunately she ran out of chemicals half way through and now is half brunette and half ginger.

So my house is full of hysterical laughter and the constant sound of us all trying out our best ginger jokes.

my little sister was a biter. Our mother told us to bite her back. Not sure that flies anymore, but it worked.

Time for a national conversation about teeth control. I mean, how many teeth does your two-year-old need? Certainly we can all agree that we need to keep teeth out of the mouths of those that bite.

My two year old bit my seven year old hard enough to leave teeth marks and a bruise. Toddlers are assholes.

I always tell my kids a house rule is one kid crying at a time. If both are crying, I state the rule and 95% of the time one instantly stops.

And yes the same thing, often the 3 year old is making the 6 year old cry. Two girls.

it is almost enough to make you believe in original sin.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

For some reason, I thought your thread title was going to be about this topic ...

https://nypost.com/...ighbors-up-at-night/

No truer words have ever been spoken in the LR!!!