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Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ...
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First we had this idiot:

Police are looking for a woman who licked a half-gallon of Blue Bell ice cream and put it back on the shelf in a Walmart store in Lufkin,

https://www.cnn.com/...ack-on-shelf-vpx.cnn


Now we have this woman:

A Florida woman was arrested after police say she spit in ice cream, picked her nose and touched it, and urinated in a bucket used to churn ice cream, forcing the shop to close for days.

St. Petersburg resident Jung Soon Wypcha, 66, was charged with criminal mischief and tampering with consumer products Monday after sullying about $2,000 worth of ice cream at Lu Lu’s Ice Cream shop in Indian Shores, Florida, according to the arrest affidavit sent to USA TODAY by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

https://www.yahoo.com/...g-ice-141220200.html

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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WTF is wrong with people!!!!!!!
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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You’d have Breyer’s remorse if you bought some of that.

(Yahoo always gets the scoop.)
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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"First we had this idiot: Police are looking for a woman who licked a half-gallon of Blue Bell ice cream and put it back on the shelf in a Walmart store in Lufkin, "

Check out the People of Walmart website some time and you won't be surprised.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [Kay Serrar] [ In reply to ]
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Kay Serrar wrote:
You’d have Breyer’s remorse if you bought some of that.

(Yahoo always gets the scoop.)

That's terrible! But, truth be told, it did make me chuckle ...

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [Kay Serrar] [ In reply to ]
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Might end up Haagen Dasz toilet bowl.

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [TiDriver] [ In reply to ]
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [TiDriver] [ In reply to ]
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it's a sherbet she's got mental issues

brilliant use of "sullied" by the way, that one needs to get out more
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [gotsand] [ In reply to ]
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And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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kiki wrote:
it's a sherbet she's got mental issues

doesn't put me in a Good Humor.

Dan Empfield
aka Slowman
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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Slowman wrote:
kiki wrote:
it's a sherbet she's got mental issues

doesn't put me in a Good Humor.

Timing of a joke is everything
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html
I'm curious about technique. Down the pants or sat on the pile.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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Slowman wrote:
kiki wrote:
it's a sherbet she's got mental issues


doesn't put me in a Good Humor.

This whole thread has Ben And Jurious to my mental health.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html

How fitting is this? I clicked on the link and the video was an ad for diapers.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html

Will just add this to the growing list of reasons I won't shop at Walmart.

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Potato, .potatoe lets call the whole thing off and piss all over those mother f’#$&**’s!
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [schroeder] [ In reply to ]
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schroeder wrote:
JSA wrote:
And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html

I'm curious about technique. Down the pants or sat on the pile.

I too wonder about how she peed on the potatoes.

I'm not going to give up spuds over this. I mean, what are the chances of someone peeing on your potato?
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [Slowman] [ In reply to ]
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Slowman wrote:
kiki wrote:
it's a sherbet she's got mental issues


doesn't put me in a Good Humor.

kiki is underrated.

how about a follow function?

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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [H-] [ In reply to ]
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in my own mind I'm right up there with Windy
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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We have a local resident who came from a nice, wealthy, community oriented family. Story is she was in the army and became addicted to various drugs. Cooked her brain. She rides around town on her back yelling at people. She cursed my mother in law at a restaurant one day. The subject's boy friend and my mother in law were in the same heart surgery rehab class. The subject was sure my mother in law (married) was after her man.

To the point, the subject was at a friend of ours restaurant. She became upset with the service and proceeded to urinate in the booth she was seated. Called the owner over to see. He banished her.

Soon there after she visited the walmart and became angry. Proceeded to pull up her dress and defecate in the bread aisle. Banished.

Not sure where she eats or shops now.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [tgrunnin] [ In reply to ]
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tgrunnin wrote:
We have a local resident who came from a nice, wealthy, community oriented family. Story is she was in the army and became addicted to various drugs. Cooked her brain. She rides around town on her back yelling at people. She cursed my mother in law at a restaurant one day. The subject's boy friend and my mother in law were in the same heart surgery rehab class. The subject was sure my mother in law (married) was after her man.

To the point, the subject was at a friend of ours restaurant. She became upset with the service and proceeded to urinate in the booth she was seated. Called the owner over to see. He banished her.

Soon there after she visited the walmart and became angry. Proceeded to pull up her dress and defecate in the bread aisle. Banished.

Not sure where she eats or shops now.

Hopefully not Florida. We're full.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [tgrunnin] [ In reply to ]
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Think we need to be more worried about where she discharges now instead of where she shops...…………….
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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I read an article where 25% of those asked (food delivery folks) admitted to snacking on the food they were delivering.
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Re: Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again ... [tgrunnin] [ In reply to ]
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tgrunnin wrote:
We have a local resident who came from a nice, wealthy, community oriented family. Story is she was in the army and became addicted to various drugs. Cooked her brain. She rides around town on her back yelling at people. She cursed my mother in law at a restaurant one day. The subject's boy friend and my mother in law were in the same heart surgery rehab class. The subject was sure my mother in law (married) was after her man.

To the point, the subject was at a friend of ours restaurant. She became upset with the service and proceeded to urinate in the booth she was seated. Called the owner over to see. He banished her.

Soon there after she visited the walmart and became angry. Proceeded to pull up her dress and defecate in the bread aisle. Banished.

Not sure where she eats or shops now.

Well, quite literally, she shouldn't have shit where she ate.

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