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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
slowguy wrote:
How does it take anyone an hour to fill up a shopping cart with beer, maple syrup, and cheese curd?


Look, I don’t normally do the groceries. And the list was in no particular order. Also because I don’t normally do the groceries I don’t know where anything is.

Had I made the list, items would have been grouped together as they are found in the store.

I was zigzagging all over the place. I tried to go through the list when I was in a section but because I don’t know where the fuck anything is I would miss stuff and have to go back to where I had already been.

Oh and MY CART WAS FUCKING OVERFLOWING.

Fuck all y’all.

Well you are a guy so that means you could not ask for directions.

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I Belize that I was wearing Saucony running shoes.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
I Belize that I was wearing Saucony running shoes.

And Costco mom jeans?
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
I Belize that I was wearing Saucony running shoes.

That’s what I’ve been wearing lately (Kinvara) because they’re the only shoes I have that aren’t excruciatingly painful to walk in at the moment.

They’re just merely painful.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
I didn’t do anything wrong. Some fucktard stole my cart!!!

The shit that happens to people that don't own a gun...
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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Polysyballic words[/quote]
Sadly, your apparent dyslexia probably didn't help
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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If you were an American, you wouldn’t be at the grocery store buying a salad for your wife. You’d be at home in your lounge chair with a beer watching baseball and eating wings like a real man.

Trudeau has turned y’all into metrosexual pussies.
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [Furiosa] [ In reply to ]
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Furiosa wrote:

Polysyballic words


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Sadly, your apparent dyslexia probably didn't help


I award you three points
Last edited by: windywave: Jun 2, 19 9:11
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
Furiosa wrote:

Polysyballic words


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Sadly, your apparent dyslexia probably didn't help


I award you three points

I stared at that word long enough wondering what was wrong with it that I was beginning to wonder if I had dyslexia instead
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
axlsix3 wrote:
A stable genius should've had the cart in sight the whole time.

If I was American I would have started shooting.

It's sad but so true. USA USA

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
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jkca1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
axlsix3 wrote:
A stable genius should've had the cart in sight the whole time.


If I was American I would have started shooting.


It's sad but so true. USA USA

MAGA!!!

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
windywave wrote:
And the other guy's wife is like WTF is this salad?

Also you've established you can't buy a bag of lettuce without your wife's approval

It wasn’t for me.

Just out of curiosity - does your wife call you from the store to help her choose something she asked for?
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Re: Where the f%#k is my grocery cart?!? [Moonrocket] [ In reply to ]
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Moonrocket wrote:
BLeP wrote:
windywave wrote:
And the other guy's wife is like WTF is this salad?

Also you've established you can't buy a bag of lettuce without your wife's approval

It wasn’t for me.

Just out of curiosity - does your wife call you from the store to help her choose something she asked for?

I wanted to know what she wanted instead of what she couldn’t have. Why is this so fucking difficult to understand?

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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