Get a bow or a suppressor!

Houses are too close for kinnect weapons.

/I hate those plant eating tick carrying pests. /


They prefer to be called ‘progressive Vegans’...atleast here in CA.

There is a family of four of them that more or less lives in my backyard. Can't stand it.

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Long Chile was a silly place.

I’ll kill one with my bare hands!!!!!

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Once you figure out the cast iron vs stainless issue, invite them for a BBQ... 😀

You're welcome to come over and do so

My mother in law is a pretty mellow person, but get her on the topic of deer in her garden and she's ready to call in the National Guard.

6 foot plastic fencing around the yard was completely ineffective, deer went right over it. 8 foot fencing the last couple seasons has mostly done the trick.

This was my 'wake up read' this morning. Holy smokes that's funny bro!!! Great start to my day. thanks.

Is hunting allowed?

Single wire electric fence is more effective than a 4 or 6 foot fence. I have a lot more trouble with them tearing shit up when they are rubbing antlers on everything they can find in the fall than eating my garden. And I had a lot more trouble with the groundhog digging things up last year. Couldn't use a conibear trap because of my dogs and neighborhood cats. Dumping bleach and/or ammonia down the hole got his attention though.

But it is pretty cool to look down into the little valley and see it full of turkeys and deer.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

I hear you, but electric fence is a no go for MIL. Lots of grandchildren running/toddling/crawling around, plus the next door neighbor has a couple horses that wander onto the property from time to time, including in the middle of the night a couple times when the paddock was accidentally left open - there would be holy hell to pay if any of the aforementioned managed to touch an electric fence.

Not with guns .... in the suburbs

Eh, the fence isn't that strong. :)

Except that day I was outside in bare feet with wet grass. Damn, that kind of hurt.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Modern archery equipment is pretty easy to learn. Figure out your seasons, tag limits, and go to work. Even easier is a crossbow, if allowed during archery seasons where you are.

This is the problem with city people.

Country people teach their kids not to touch a hot wire. They still touch it anyway, but that's when the lesson really sinks in. Knowing vs. Understanding.

And if someone's horses get out and touch a wire on your property, that's their problem. Keep their damn horses on their property.

Lol. Ok. Well, MIL and most of the assorted grandkids aren’t “city” people - they live on an 89 sq mile island that only has 15k total residents. But, city or not, some folks decide that their 2 year old grandkids don’t need to “understand” something via electric shock, and that some lost garden plants is a better result than a Hatfield vs McCoy situation with the neighbors.

But, to each his own. Rock on with you country lessons and surliness.

Very bourgeois

The suburbs or not shooting guns where you can hit someone?

So you really are the Forge.

Bastards strolled by again tonight.

Venison is white people food.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

FIFY.