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Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death
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people are getting into brawls over the crab legs at all you can eat buffets. All you can eat totally depends on how fast you get to the fresh tray.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/...m_term=.26c03c263d07
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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It is a thin line between society and anarchy.

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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Why do you hate traditional American values?

In this case, getting the most bang for your buck, and gluttony.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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Is the all you can eat buffet a metaphor for gov't run healthcare?

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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An armed society is a polite society.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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kiki wrote:
people are getting into brawls over the crab legs at all you can eat buffets. All you can eat totally depends on how fast you get to the fresh tray.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/...m_term=.26c03c263d07

We have Chinese buffet near my house.. It was pretty gross to begin with but they served bacon wrapped crab.. Every time they came out with fresh product one guy in particular would literally pick up the serving bowl and dump what was in there on his plate. Once people saw this it was mad rush to the buffet line when the kitchen doors would open to try and beat this guy there.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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WelshinPhilly wrote:
An armed society is a polite society.

That's why Florida is world renowned for it polite society. I believe the term "Florida Man" is a synonym for polite sophistication.

Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [orphious] [ In reply to ]
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my husband loves the "let's all share" dinners. I want my meal clearly marked out and fairly distributed. It's only after years of him overordering that I'm cool with his way too.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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All you can eat buffets are essentially an exhibit in the museum of societal decay.

Avoid at all costs.

Hard pass.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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We had a local buffet (for a few months anyhow) all you could eat spare ribs, they had other things but this was the main focus (store was called Porkies) I have no clue how they could make a profit it was only about $7 for lunch..

Still love the sign on the Chinese buffet.. it was something like

All you can eat does not mean you eat all day.. it means you come you eat you leave.

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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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I came, I saw, I conquered!

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLkTuWdKrqY

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." Jimi Hendrix
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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Speaking of all you can eat crab....

https://reason.com/...on-lobster-tai/print

The feds spent $4.6 million on crab and lobster....








...in one fucking month!!!!!!!!!

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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My wife's family would occupationally meet at a local buffet. The first and I only time I went there was a family camped out by the crab legs and they would pop up every time a fresh batch came out. If they were challenged I could see a fight happening.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Speaking of all you can eat crab....

https://reason.com/...on-lobster-tai/print

The feds spent $4.6 million on crab and lobster....








...in one fucking month!!!!!!!!!

so . . . skis and poles expensed along with all that delicious lobster. That's not corrupt at all.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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Jameis Winston sure does love them





Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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>>The feds spent $4.6 million on crab and lobster....

How many brothels to obtain the crabs?
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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kiki wrote:

so . . . skis and poles expensed along with all that delicious lobster. That's not corrupt at all.

My friend sold quite a few kayaks to the secret service so they could protect Trump Jr on a fishing trip. They had to call him a bunch of times since he thought it was a prank at first.

Ivanka hits Aspen every year- I assume the secret service have to kit up to support her.

It would be pretty interesting to see the look on her face if someone totally buried her with a massive hockey stop spray, inadvertently of course. So I can see why they need protection.
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [len] [ In reply to ]
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len wrote:
I came, I saw, I conquered!

perveneris manducatis relinquere
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Re: Give Me Crab Legs or Give Me Death [Nova] [ In reply to ]
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Nova wrote:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLkTuWdKrqY

I knew before looking that your link would be for John Pinette. :)
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