A bit of a back door brag here, but last night I am dressed in my Teddy Ruxspin onesie (because it was so damned cold in my studio, and I refuse to turn on the mini ductless) and I rub up against my wife and ask her "Would you like to come up to my cave and get bare with me?". Yeah, that bear got shot down.
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Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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I've had a pretty good success rate with "hello".
Long Chile was a silly place.
Long Chile was a silly place.
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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Pick up line for the wife?
“Take your pants off.”
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
“Take your pants off.”
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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Best pick up line is no pick up line. Eye contact and body language..... by the time I walk up I am sure that they are at least interested in talking.
Re: Post your best pick up line [BCtriguy1]
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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If Forge could be brought back for just one post I would like to vote for this one.
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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Wanna buy me a drink?
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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Hi, I'm Rich.
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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True story...
I was a bartender in college and the manager was introducing a very pretty coed as our new hostess...I walked up to her (the first words out of my mouth) and said "I'm gonna marry you some day"
Well, on March 3 we will be married for 29 years.
I was a bartender in college and the manager was introducing a very pretty coed as our new hostess...I walked up to her (the first words out of my mouth) and said "I'm gonna marry you some day"
Well, on March 3 we will be married for 29 years.
Re: Post your best pick up line [blueraider_mike]
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Nice.
But that belongs in the back door brag thread...
But that belongs in the back door brag thread...
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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I like to look a girl up and down. and say "how you doin"?
I miss YaHey
I miss YaHey
Re: Post your best pick up line [Duffy]
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Duffy wrote:
Pick up line for the wife? “Take your pants off.”
That works?
Re: Post your best pick up line [EndlessH2O]
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EndlessH2O wrote:
Duffy wrote:
Pick up line for the wife? “Take your pants off.”
That works?
Every time, unless she’s wearing a skirt.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
EndlessH2O wrote:
Duffy wrote:
Pick up line for the wife? “Take your pants off.”
That works?
It's foolproof. It even works for Duffy.