#fakenews

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

We still have the worlds largest beaver.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

We make big things in Canada to compensate...

https://www.readersdigest.ca/...0-biggest-things/26/

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

If by “Canada” you mean “BLeP” and if by “punched in the mouth” you mean “boofed in the butt” then you’d be correct.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

I used to hunt Beaver in college. That is a nice one.

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"The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare" - Juma Ikangaa

http://www.litespeed.com

Meh - the moose is in Saskatchewan. No one cares about Saskatchewan.

i heard on the news this morning that they had a big press conference at the Moose and the head of tourism for Moose Jaw (now that sounds like a busy job) said they are just going to put bigger antlers on it to reclaim the title....

At least Canada can still claim the worlds largest hockey stick

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Still have Elsinore beer too eh?

Yep. That's around an hour north of my place. She's a beaut!

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Long Chile was a silly place.

And (presumably) the world's largest hockey puck!

Yep. The same place that has the biggest stick.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/...st-hockey-stick-puck

Sadly, no. Not since Jan 2017. The biggest puck now resides in Washington DC.

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Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

Canada also has the longest undefended border. We're going to send those Kentucky kids up north and smirk in your faces.

Waitaminnit - now it appears that there's another contender for the biggest stick and puck: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/8743

But the Eveleth stick is only half the size of the Canadadadadian stick, so how can this be true?

Well, the Evelethians claim that "Canada's "hockey stick" wasn't a real stick at all, just a wooden sculpture bolted to the side of a building."

Who to believe?

how is the one in Minnesota freestanding if it has multiple support posts?
thats like the opposite of free standing

We also compensate with a big Nickel