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DavHamm
Nov 28, 18 18:04
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Is Porn still a thing? Is it just a horrible idea?

I'm getting kind of bored of the gym. I'm not really training for anything in particular, and want to mix it up a bit. I enjoy doing competitive things in a social environment, but, without a huge commitment nto a team as my schedule is nuts.

Is it worth trying? Anyone here a secret actor or watcher of Porn? If I try it, do I have to tell everyone I know?
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LorenzoP
Nov 28, 18 18:15
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Honestly, it was through porn I met JSA and Duffy originally. It kinda' blew up in his face and JSA did not last long. Duffy's still doing it as far as I know. I limped away with a bad case of something.
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Duffy
Nov 28, 18 18:17
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If you aren’t bringing any chicks in with you then your only hope is to do gay porn.

Do you have a “look” that fits one these categories?...


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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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BCtriguy1
Nov 28, 18 18:38
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Honestly, it's over rated.
Long Chile was a silly place.
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ThisIsIt
Nov 29, 18 3:35
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How do you feel about banging your mom or step mom, maybe a sister?

That seems to be all the rage these days.
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EndlessH2O
Nov 29, 18 4:37
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Didn't one of these threads recently talk about an interaction with a fellow recruit who said he had sex with a horse, cow or sheep? Maybe you should start with that genre?
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ThisIsIt
Nov 29, 18 4:44
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EndlessH2O wrote:
Didn't one of these threads recently talk about an interaction with a fellow recruit who said he had sex with a horse, cow or sheep? Maybe you should start with that genre?

Within the last couple of years there was story in the local papers about some guy getting caught screwing some farm animal. What was most remarkable about the story to me anyway was it was the second time he had been caught doing it!
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Runguy
Nov 30, 18 8:40
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ThisIsIt wrote:
EndlessH2O wrote:
Didn't one of these threads recently talk about an interaction with a fellow recruit who said he had sex with a horse, cow or sheep? Maybe you should start with that genre?


Within the last couple of years there was story in the local papers about some guy getting caught screwing some farm animal. What was most remarkable about the story to me anyway was it was the second time he had been caught doing it!

what, so we are farm animal shaming now?
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JD21
Nov 30, 18 9:19
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Word on the street is you can give it a try for $130k. See if you like it, then decide.
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BarryP
Nov 30, 18 13:27
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 "It kinda' blew up in his face......"


I see what you did there.
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velocomp
Nov 30, 18 14:22
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ThisIsIt wrote:
EndlessH2O wrote:
Didn't one of these threads recently talk about an interaction with a fellow recruit who said he had sex with a horse, cow or sheep? Maybe you should start with that genre?


Within the last couple of years there was story in the local papers about some guy getting caught screwing some farm animal. What was most remarkable about the story to me anyway was it was the second time he had been caught doing it!

So was the porn sleeping with animals or the person who caught him twice?
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Tri-Banter
Dec 1, 18 7:28
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Move to Japan.

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/...tors-to-10000-women/



Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
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mv2005
Dec 1, 18 7:37
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LorenzoP wrote:
Honestly, it was through porn I met JSA and Duffy originally. It kinda' blew up in his face and JSA did not last long. Duffy's still doing it as far as I know. I limped away with a bad case of something.

A rectal tear will do that to a gait.
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