except Trump probably wouldn't believe it....

I thought that you just had him grab the bulb and watch the world revolve around him.

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

He will hire someone and make Mexico pay for it.

sure they're dim but they're family, what can a guy do

He'll replace it with the only the best 5W bulb. It will only shine light on Trump but will need to be replaced every couple of months.

Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.

The previous light bulb was very bad. Really horrible. I'm a successful businessman. I have several billion dollars in my bank account. I know how to change a light bulb. I know how to change a light bulb very well. I'd do a great job. I'd be very good at it. It would be a beautiful bulb with lots of light coming out. You have never seen anything like it.

Come on, no one would believe that Obama changes his own light bulbs. He leaves that work to the man of the house, Michelle.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

See also: How do you get a Republican to change a lightbulb?

You don't...they'd rather sit in the dark and blame the Democrats.

Marry them.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?


How dare you, thoughts and prayers for the light bulb, now is not the time to talk about change.