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The hym of Mr. Tibbs
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Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over Tibbs

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over Tibbs

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over Tibbs

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Re: The hym of Mr. Tibbs [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]
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That is my favourite Beatles song, and definitely my favourite Beatles song to sing at Karaoke night. If I am in Dallas, I will find you so I can sing your new lyrics for this song. I also do an interpretive to go along with it.

P.S. I am working on the hair down to my knee.
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Re: The hym of Mr. Tibbs [bunnyman] [ In reply to ]
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I had dream with you in it bunnyman. It was like on a tv screen. One of those mid 70s color snow jobbers. Wide Wolrd of Sports was on and was showing a helicopter shot of Centeral Expressway here in Dallas. This ramp that had to be 40 feet high was in the middle of the road.

Howard was talking about what a fantastic stunt this was going to be then out of no where they pan to a speeding giant black convertable caddy speeding toward the ramp. Behind the car was a woman in roller skates holding on by a rope. Right when she hit the ramp she let go and went sailing into the air. The dude the caddy slams on his brakes then speeds up and catches the lady right in the front seat.

"Mr. and Mrs. Bunnyman. No one is more incredible to watch. No one more graceful in the face of death."

Swear to my OCR2. I woke up laughing.

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Re: The hym of Mr. Tibbs [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]
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That's scary that you dreamt about little ol' me. Getting my ol' rabbit lady on a pair of roller skates would be almost as hard as pulling her away from the Coach handbag section or the shoe department of a department store.

I am touched that you thought of me. Now let's sing "kum bah yah"...
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