Only if if it's a life or death situation...

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I don't but actually saw one guy racing the run portion in one at IMTX this last weekend.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Pfft, like I would take advice from someone who thinks Panera is great.

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

I think you look great in a kilt.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

I used to know a few people who did, but they really only wore them to special events. One guy wore one at his wedding, another wore it at a family reunion every year.

These people were also big into their family heritage.

Wow, Britney Spears has let herself go.

Don't forget about the jeggings.

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Long Chile was a silly place.

Panera IS great for board meetings!

My buttocks look sublime in them.

You’d hit it.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

That pic is creepy as hell. Why you ask? I am nowhere near that fat, nor do i have red hair and bush weird eyebrows, but if you cut out that persons face below the eyebrows to the chin, it does kind of look like me.

I think I am going to puke

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

Well, I might be tempted to give it a swift kick with a boot, but I don't think that was what you were hoping for!

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Long Chile was a silly place.

It's ok. You can admit it.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Oh, I fully admit I would kick you.

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Long Chile was a silly place.

I can feel you undressing me with your keyboard.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

I knew a guy who used to wear "Cornish Kilts" to all friend's weddings on the spurious basis that the Cornish are Celts, just like the Scottish so they used to wear skirts as well, or not. Dunno.

Anyway, long story short- he never got laid at any weddings, and anyone can get laid at a wedding FFS.

Never wore a kilt, but if your intent is to air the fellas out. Have you considered a sarong? You might be self conscious to wear it out, but it works well at home. But then again, if you are at home, you could just work around nekked.