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Hipster tasered - didn't even phase him.
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axlsix3
Apr 23, 18 12:04
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Yup this guy looks exactly like every other bartender, I mean mixologist, that charges $15 for a craft cocktail. How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.

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mck414
Apr 23, 18 12:36
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Probably the mustache wax and nose ring helped shunt the current to ground.
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WelshinPhilly
Apr 23, 18 13:27
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axlsix3 wrote:
How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.

He has an extremely high pain tolerance from years of drinking coffee and eating pizza before they were cool.
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Brandon_W
Apr 23, 18 13:49
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Must've only gotten one prong in (you need two to complete the circuit).
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A-A-Ron
Apr 23, 18 13:57
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His skinny jeans cut off the nerve signals to his brain.
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Crank
Apr 23, 18 14:12
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axlsix3 wrote:
How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.

Drugs. I'd guess PCP (angel dust, or whatever the kids call it now). Users are prone to violent behavior (particularly when high), and when high have been said to exhibit great strength and a seeming imperviousness to pain and/or injury.
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Rick_pcfl
Apr 23, 18 14:29
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Crank wrote:
axlsix3 wrote:
How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.


Drugs. I'd guess PCP (angel dust, or whatever the kids call it now). Users are prone to violent behavior (particularly when high), and when high have been said to exhibit great strength and a seeming imperviousness to pain and/or injury.

Leave it to someone with the username Crank to provide information about the effects of drugs. :)
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Crank
Apr 23, 18 14:34
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rick_pcfl wrote:
Crank wrote:
axlsix3 wrote:
How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.


Drugs. I'd guess PCP (angel dust, or whatever the kids call it now). Users are prone to violent behavior (particularly when high), and when high have been said to exhibit great strength and a seeming imperviousness to pain and/or injury.


Leave it to someone with the username Crank to provide information about the effects of drugs. :)


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mck414
Apr 23, 18 14:39
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rick_pcfl wrote:
Crank wrote:
axlsix3 wrote:
How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.


Drugs. I'd guess PCP (angel dust, or whatever the kids call it now). Users are prone to violent behavior (particularly when high), and when high have been said to exhibit great strength and a seeming imperviousness to pain and/or injury.

Leave it to someone with the username Crank to provide information about the effects of drugs. :)

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nosmo king
Apr 23, 18 15:38
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Not only that, but it didn't faze him either.
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Perseus
Apr 23, 18 15:44
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It must be the mustache.
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axlsix3
Apr 23, 18 15:44
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nosmo king wrote:
Not only that, but it didn't faze him either.

They should have set their phaser to 'stun'.
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axlsix3
Apr 23, 18 15:50
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Crank wrote:
axlsix3 wrote:
How the hell he didn't go down after the 1st taser is beyond me.


Drugs. I'd guess PCP (angel dust, or whatever the kids call it now). Users are prone to violent behavior (particularly when high), and when high have been said to exhibit great strength and a seeming imperviousness to pain and/or injury.


The cops showed remarkable constraints. If it was me (tough guy on the internet) it would've gone down like this...


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