I have brushed my teeth 14 times today to get the taste of Rian Johnson's 2 and a half hour shit on my childhood out of my mouth. I would rather watch Jar Jar in 50 Shades of Gray than to watch that again.
Waste of Luke. I wanted to see Luke kick some ass, not sit on a rock in the middle of nowhere. And really? 30 years of not seeing Chewie and finding out Han died and all u can say is Hi?
Kylo Ren is terrible, and Jesus put your shirt back on. Now I know what happened to Khan's fake pecs. He's a goofy looking weirdo I can't take seriously. Whiny millennial. Almost as bad as Jesse what's him name as Lex Luthor in the latest Justice League movies, but even my taint stained hemmoroid is not as bad as that.
There have now been 9 Star Wars movies, including Rogue One (which I haven't seen), and 2 have been good, basically Star Wars and Empire. The rest have given us the Ewoks, Jar Jar, the Force is really only little bugs, 3
8 hours of space C-Span, and now Crybaby Ren and that awful General Hux. Oh and they have killed Han Solo and Luke for no real reason and Leia will now have to disappear offscreen. All 3 get senseless deaths unworthy of their characters. Because lets face it, Lukes death was stupid.
Let me ask you something. So Luke basically did what Obi-Wan did, right? Thought he could train a powerful Jedi who then slaughtered a bunch of people. Did Obi Wan stop fighting? No, he protected Luke and waited for the time he was ready to be trained. And Luke? He milked a space cow.
Oh, and the Rebel alliance is now 8 people in a Hyundai.
Dont get me started on the whole Finn and Ruby subplot. What a waste. They didn't even have enough balls to have the black guy kiss a white girl. Gave him a plunky Asian instead. Like Temple of Doom but with romantic awkwardness.
And Leia, flying through space. Give me a break. Princes Leia now starring in Mary Poopins. And yes that was an intentional typo.
Rian Johnson, I hope someone ruins your childhood by having Troy McClure sell the TMNT to a bestiality cult.
Waste of Luke. I wanted to see Luke kick some ass, not sit on a rock in the middle of nowhere. And really? 30 years of not seeing Chewie and finding out Han died and all u can say is Hi?
Kylo Ren is terrible, and Jesus put your shirt back on. Now I know what happened to Khan's fake pecs. He's a goofy looking weirdo I can't take seriously. Whiny millennial. Almost as bad as Jesse what's him name as Lex Luthor in the latest Justice League movies, but even my taint stained hemmoroid is not as bad as that.
There have now been 9 Star Wars movies, including Rogue One (which I haven't seen), and 2 have been good, basically Star Wars and Empire. The rest have given us the Ewoks, Jar Jar, the Force is really only little bugs, 3
8 hours of space C-Span, and now Crybaby Ren and that awful General Hux. Oh and they have killed Han Solo and Luke for no real reason and Leia will now have to disappear offscreen. All 3 get senseless deaths unworthy of their characters. Because lets face it, Lukes death was stupid.
Let me ask you something. So Luke basically did what Obi-Wan did, right? Thought he could train a powerful Jedi who then slaughtered a bunch of people. Did Obi Wan stop fighting? No, he protected Luke and waited for the time he was ready to be trained. And Luke? He milked a space cow.
Oh, and the Rebel alliance is now 8 people in a Hyundai.
Dont get me started on the whole Finn and Ruby subplot. What a waste. They didn't even have enough balls to have the black guy kiss a white girl. Gave him a plunky Asian instead. Like Temple of Doom but with romantic awkwardness.
And Leia, flying through space. Give me a break. Princes Leia now starring in Mary Poopins. And yes that was an intentional typo.
Rian Johnson, I hope someone ruins your childhood by having Troy McClure sell the TMNT to a bestiality cult.