You Aussies are an odd lot.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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That article reads like an Aussie phrasebook.

Actually, from reading the quotes I'm pretty sure the hero is British. "Mad body", "good sort", and especially “bollocking” are English slang, not Australian.

Public sex with strangers is quintessentially Australian, though. No day feels complete without it.

Bogans, amirite?

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A false humanity is used to impose its opposite, by people whose cruelty is equalled only by their arrogance

So harsh. As he said himself: “What man would have knocked it back?”

Exactly. He's everyman. He's the everyman hero.

The film version of his story could be played by Tom Hanks (OK, maybe Hugh Jackman), directed by Ron Howard.

I think the poignancy of the arrest scene, “I got a blow job on the train and I was rinsing my cock off" speaks to the humanity in us all.

"a “large and disgusting” liquid mess on the floor" is symbolic of life itself.

It's really like a modern version of a folkloric cautionary tale.

Im gonna need a link to this video to verify his claims. For science, of course.

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who's smarter than you're? i'm!

When one of the things you tell the police is that you didn't have to pay for it, it makes me think that there are a lot of times you have to pay for it.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Finally. I am tired of getting BJs on trains from horny women and not having something to clean myself up with.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I know you have all been dying for an update.

Turns out the saucy minx who tempted Coke-boy has also been charged with, and convicted of, "behaving in an offensive manner in a public place and wilful and obscene exposure" plus an extra fine for riding the train without a ticket. Ouch.

She has offered an explanation (as if one were needed) for her salacious behaviour: “it was her birthday” and it was something “she’d always wanted to do”.

Except, in fact, it wasn't her birthday. So it was just something she had always wanted to do. Fair enough. That alone should be sufficient for a hall pass. Geez, when did we all become such wowsers?

Coke dick and the early birthday celebration

So this all happened 15 minutes from me and I haven't heard about any of it??
WTF is up with the local news around here that I have to surf a US triathlon forum to find this shit out??

Admittedly, I don't read the local newspaper either, but I can't say Im surprised that this happened on a train from Port Kembla to Wollongong.
Port isn't exactly the best part of town and the main street is a notorious hang out for toothless crack whores looking for "work"

You mean prison sex?

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