Howard, I will miss you. Artie, Fred, Gary, Robin, Cabby, Stuttering John, Daniel Carver, High Pitch, Beetlejuice, Scott and even Jackie, you will all be missed as well. Most of all, Gary The Retard, you have brought more joy to my mornings than any exploited mentally challenged individual ever should. To hear you argue with your own recorded voice on the telephone about who was the real Gary, well, it just brings tears to my eyes. As we mourned the loss of Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, we mourn the loss of your greatness on the FM dial. You were my generation's Johnny Carson. You were the great Cookiepuss.

Goodbye sweet king.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W