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This Botox Stuff is Getting Out of Hand
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Travis R
Jan 24, 18 5:20
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"A dozen beasts have been disqualified from this year’s Saudi “camel beauty contest” because their handlers used Botox to make them more handsome."

https://www.reuters.com/...nk&ICID=ref_fark

[Insert cameltoe joke here]

Nonetheless, it's a pretty fascinating peek into a unique culture.
Travis Rassat
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 24, 18 5:23
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My cousin in Alabama bought some for his sheep a little while back. I don't know if it worked or not, he hasn't come out of the barn for a week.
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Travis R
Jan 24, 18 5:43
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lol! Well played, sir.
Travis Rassat
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50+
Jan 24, 18 6:19
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rick_pcfl wrote:
My cousin in Alabama bought some for his sheep a little while back. I don't know if it worked or not, he hasn't come out of the barn for a week.


That's a baaaad joke.
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Tatonka
Jan 24, 18 6:30
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50+ wrote:
rick_pcfl wrote:
My cousin in Alabama bought some for his sheep a little while back. I don't know if it worked or not, he hasn't come out of the barn for a week.


That's a baaaad joke.

I herd that
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I'll accept - George Carlin
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MidwestRoadie
Jan 24, 18 6:36
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Are you sure he's not just fleecing you?
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WelshinPhilly
Jan 24, 18 6:37
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rick_pcfl wrote:
My cousin in Alabama bought some for his sheep a little while back. I don't know if it worked or not, he hasn't come out of the barn for a week.

Maybe he's shearing it.

Or he could just be keeping it all to himself.
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burnman
Jan 24, 18 6:38
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MidwestRoadie wrote:
Are you sure he's not just fleecing you?

Or pulling the wool over his eyes?
"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 24, 18 6:40
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Ewe guys are making some really corny jokes.

"Ewe guys". That sounds like a description of my cousin.
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Tatonka
Jan 24, 18 6:50
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If he gets pursued by the cops, he can always go on the lamb.
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I'll accept - George Carlin
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 24, 18 6:55
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Tatonka wrote:
If he gets pursued by the cops, he can always go on the lamb.

I think he's already been on the lamb.
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Tatonka
Jan 24, 18 7:01
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He's a mutton for punishment then
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I'll accept - George Carlin
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Rick_pcfl
Jan 24, 18 7:37
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You know what really gets my goat?


My other cousin.
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Tatonka
Jan 24, 18 7:40
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I'm going to have to ruminant on that for awhile
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I'll accept - George Carlin
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jkca1
Jan 24, 18 8:02
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rick_pcfl wrote:
My cousin in Alabama bought some for his sheep a little while back. I don't know if it worked or not, he hasn't come out of the barn for a week.

damn that was funny!
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
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Justgeorge
Jan 24, 18 8:17
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rick_pcfl wrote:
Ewe guys are making some really corny jokes.

Let's ear some more! Or would you rather stalk about it?
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