as many of you know sidvicious is not an experienced swimmer. in fact, in the last triathlon a month ago sidvicious thought he'd drown. sidvicious entered the water after two nights of class reunioning and no sleep.

but to get to the point, sidvicious has indeed improved significantly in the water. indeed, sidvicious is confident, if not giddy at the thought of hitting the h2o on race morning. no longer does sidvicious constantly pray for quick death, rather, sidvicious takes pleasure in dropping a few competetors. in a sprint this sunday sidvicious finished in the top third of his age group. for those in the know this is a big deal for sidvicious.

heretofore sidvicious sucked in the water, held his own on the bike, then made up ground in the run.

alas, sunday was not that day. sidvicious came out of the water with the respect of his competetors, only to encounter severe abdominal cramps in the bike that carried well in to the run.

the gods are cruel.

shit.

sv-