One of my student's t-shirts ...

"Sicks munce ago i culd nat evin spel graduwat. Now i are won."

Awesome.

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Talking to a buddy on the phone and I mention I saw Van Helsing while riding the trainer. The conversation diverts away from werewolves and to the female actress. He tells me "She's so hot I'd drag my balls across 2 miles of broken glass just for the chance to throw a rock at the laundry truck that might be carrying her dirty panties."

so, naturally, we spent the next hour discussing which part of the expression was the most "crazy". He's grew up in Louisiana ... I don't have an excuse.

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Each evening offers judgement. --