Mr. Tibbs ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Oct 7, 2004 at 08:11:20 EDT
Slowtwitchia, Texas (INDY) - Famed online poster Mr. Tibbs was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in Slowtwitchia last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson Big Kahuna, police entered the home of known crack dealer slowguy at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Mr. Tibbs, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When Tibbs was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. Tibbs to the Slowtwitchia County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
Tibbs has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Tibbs has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
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BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Oct 7, 2004 at 08:11:20 EDT
Slowtwitchia, Texas (INDY) - Famed online poster Mr. Tibbs was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in Slowtwitchia last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson Big Kahuna, police entered the home of known crack dealer slowguy at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Mr. Tibbs, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When Tibbs was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. Tibbs to the Slowtwitchia County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
Tibbs has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Tibbs has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
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