The post competition Olympic Gymnastics Gala. I can explain the scoring, the medal controversy, the routines and moves, and even address comments about Carly Patterson's ass, but the Gymnastics Gala is beyond me. No scores, none of the really difficult skills, just the perfect chance to hurt yourself doing watered down routines with the lights off, and weird music and flashing lights distracting you. Good thing they televised that!
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